n0t p3rf3ct m4n Th3 Pr0j3ct Gut3nb3rg 3B00k 0f Pr1d3 4nd Pr3jud1c3, by J4n3 4u5t3n Th15 3B00k 15 f0r th3 u53 0f 4ny0n3 4nywh3r3 4t n0 c05t 4nd w1th 4lm05t n0 r35tr1ct10n5 wh4t503v3r. Y0u m4y c0py 1t, g1v3 1t 4w4y 0r r3-u53 1t und3r th3 t3rm5 0f th3 Pr0j3ct Gut3nb3rg L1c3n53 1nclud3d w1th th15 3B00k 0r 0nl1n3 4t www.gut3nb3rg.0rg T1tl3: Pr1d3 4nd Pr3jud1c3 4uth0r: J4n3 4u5t3n n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n P05t1ng D4t3: 4ugu5t 26, 2008 [3B00k #1342] R3l3453 D4t3: Jun3, 1998 [L45t upd4t3d: 0ct0b3r 12, 2012] L4ngu4g3: 3ngl15h *** 5T4RT 0F TH15 PR0J3CT GUT3NB3RG 3B00K PR1D3 4ND PR3JUD1C3 *** n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n Pr0duc3d by 4n0nym0u5 V0lunt33r5 PR1D3 4ND PR3JUD1C3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n By J4n3 4u5t3n Ch4pt3r 1 1t 15 4 truth un1v3r54lly 4ckn0wl3dg3d, th4t 4 51ngl3 m4n 1n p05535510n 0f 4 g00d f0rtun3, mu5t b3 1n w4nt 0f 4 w1f3. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n H0w3v3r l1ttl3 kn0wn th3 f33l1ng5 0r v13w5 0f 5uch 4 m4n m4y b3 0n h15 f1r5t 3nt3r1ng 4 n31ghb0urh00d, th15 truth 15 50 w3ll f1x3d 1n th3 m1nd5 0f th3 5urr0und1ng f4m1l135, th4t h3 15 c0n51d3r3d th3 r1ghtful pr0p3rty 0f 50m3 0n3 0r 0th3r 0f th31r d4ught3r5. "My d34r Mr. B3nn3t," 541d h15 l4dy t0 h1m 0n3 d4y, "h4v3 y0u h34rd th4t N3th3rf13ld P4rk 15 l3t 4t l45t?" Mr. B3nn3t r3pl13d th4t h3 h4d n0t. n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "But 1t 15," r3turn3d 5h3; "f0r Mr5. L0ng h45 ju5t b33n h3r3, 4nd 5h3 t0ld m3 4ll 4b0ut 1t." Mr. B3nn3t m4d3 n0 4n5w3r. "D0 y0u n0t w4nt t0 kn0w wh0 h45 t4k3n 1t?" cr13d h15 w1f3 1mp4t13ntly. "_Y0u_ w4nt t0 t3ll m3, 4nd 1 h4v3 n0 0bj3ct10n t0 h34r1ng 1t." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Th15 w45 1nv1t4t10n 3n0ugh. "Why, my d34r, y0u mu5t kn0w, Mr5. L0ng 54y5 th4t N3th3rf13ld 15 t4k3n by 4 y0ung m4n 0f l4rg3 f0rtun3 fr0m th3 n0rth 0f 3ngl4nd; th4t h3 c4m3 d0wn 0n M0nd4y 1n 4 ch4153 4nd f0ur t0 533 th3 pl4c3, 4nd w45 50 much d3l1ght3d w1th 1t, th4t h3 4gr33d w1th Mr. M0rr15 1mm3d14t3ly; th4t h3 15 t0 t4k3 p05535510n b3f0r3 M1ch43lm45, 4nd 50m3 0f h15 53rv4nt5 4r3 t0 b3 1n th3 h0u53 by th3 3nd 0f n3xt w33k." "Wh4t 15 h15 n4m3?" n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "B1ngl3y." "15 h3 m4rr13d 0r 51ngl3?" "0h! 51ngl3, my d34r, t0 b3 5ur3! 4 51ngl3 m4n 0f l4rg3 f0rtun3; f0ur 0r f1v3 th0u54nd 4 y34r. Wh4t 4 f1n3 th1ng f0r 0ur g1rl5!" "H0w 50? H0w c4n 1t 4ff3ct th3m?" n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "My d34r Mr. B3nn3t," r3pl13d h15 w1f3, "h0w c4n y0u b3 50 t1r350m3! Y0u mu5t kn0w th4t 1 4m th1nk1ng 0f h15 m4rry1ng 0n3 0f th3m." "15 th4t h15 d351gn 1n 53ttl1ng h3r3?" "D351gn! N0n53n53, h0w c4n y0u t4lk 50! But 1t 15 v3ry l1k3ly th4t h3 _m4y_ f4ll 1n l0v3 w1th 0n3 0f th3m, 4nd th3r3f0r3 y0u mu5t v151t h1m 45 500n 45 h3 c0m35." "1 533 n0 0cc4510n f0r th4t. Y0u 4nd th3 g1rl5 m4y g0, 0r y0u m4y 53nd n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n th3m by th3m53lv35, wh1ch p3rh4p5 w1ll b3 5t1ll b3tt3r, f0r 45 y0u 4r3 45 h4nd50m3 45 4ny 0f th3m, Mr. B1ngl3y m4y l1k3 y0u th3 b35t 0f th3 p4rty." "My d34r, y0u fl4tt3r m3. 1 c3rt41nly _h4v3_ h4d my 5h4r3 0f b34uty, but 1 d0 n0t pr3t3nd t0 b3 4nyth1ng 3xtr40rd1n4ry n0w. Wh3n 4 w0m4n h45 f1v3 gr0wn-up d4ught3r5, 5h3 0ught t0 g1v3 0v3r th1nk1ng 0f h3r 0wn b34uty." "1n 5uch c4535, 4 w0m4n h45 n0t 0ft3n much b34uty t0 th1nk 0f." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "But, my d34r, y0u mu5t 1nd33d g0 4nd 533 Mr. B1ngl3y wh3n h3 c0m35 1nt0 th3 n31ghb0urh00d." "1t 15 m0r3 th4n 1 3ng4g3 f0r, 1 455ur3 y0u." "But c0n51d3r y0ur d4ught3r5. 0nly th1nk wh4t 4n 35t4bl15hm3nt 1t w0uld b3 f0r 0n3 0f th3m. 51r W1ll14m 4nd L4dy Luc45 4r3 d3t3rm1n3d t0 g0, m3r3ly 0n th4t 4cc0unt, f0r 1n g3n3r4l, y0u kn0w, th3y v151t n0 n3wc0m3r5. 1nd33d y0u mu5t g0, f0r 1t w1ll b3 1mp0551bl3 f0r _u5_ t0 v151t h1m 1f y0u d0 n0t." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Y0u 4r3 0v3r-5crupul0u5, 5ur3ly. 1 d4r3 54y Mr. B1ngl3y w1ll b3 v3ry gl4d t0 533 y0u; 4nd 1 w1ll 53nd 4 f3w l1n35 by y0u t0 455ur3 h1m 0f my h34rty c0n53nt t0 h15 m4rry1ng wh1ch3v3r h3 ch00535 0f th3 g1rl5; th0ugh 1 mu5t thr0w 1n 4 g00d w0rd f0r my l1ttl3 L1zzy." "1 d351r3 y0u w1ll d0 n0 5uch th1ng. L1zzy 15 n0t 4 b1t b3tt3r th4n th3 0th3r5; 4nd 1 4m 5ur3 5h3 15 n0t h4lf 50 h4nd50m3 45 J4n3, n0r h4lf 50 g00d-hum0ur3d 45 Lyd14. But y0u 4r3 4lw4y5 g1v1ng _h3r_ th3 pr3f3r3nc3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Th3y h4v3 n0n3 0f th3m much t0 r3c0mm3nd th3m," r3pl13d h3; "th3y 4r3 4ll 51lly 4nd 1gn0r4nt l1k3 0th3r g1rl5; but L1zzy h45 50m3th1ng m0r3 0f qu1ckn355 th4n h3r 515t3r5." "Mr. B3nn3t, h0w _c4n_ y0u 4bu53 y0ur 0wn ch1ldr3n 1n 5uch 4 w4y? Y0u t4k3 d3l1ght 1n v3x1ng m3. Y0u h4v3 n0 c0mp45510n f0r my p00r n3rv35." "Y0u m15t4k3 m3, my d34r. 1 h4v3 4 h1gh r35p3ct f0r y0ur n3rv35. Th3y 4r3 my 0ld fr13nd5. 1 h4v3 h34rd y0u m3nt10n th3m w1th c0n51d3r4t10n th353 l45t tw3nty y34r5 4t l345t." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "4h, y0u d0 n0t kn0w wh4t 1 5uff3r." "But 1 h0p3 y0u w1ll g3t 0v3r 1t, 4nd l1v3 t0 533 m4ny y0ung m3n 0f f0ur th0u54nd 4 y34r c0m3 1nt0 th3 n31ghb0urh00d." "1t w1ll b3 n0 u53 t0 u5, 1f tw3nty 5uch 5h0uld c0m3, 51nc3 y0u w1ll n0t v151t th3m." "D3p3nd up0n 1t, my d34r, th4t wh3n th3r3 4r3 tw3nty, 1 w1ll v151t th3m n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4ll." Mr. B3nn3t w45 50 0dd 4 m1xtur3 0f qu1ck p4rt5, 54rc45t1c hum0ur, r353rv3, 4nd c4pr1c3, th4t th3 3xp3r13nc3 0f thr33-4nd-tw3nty y34r5 h4d b33n 1n5uff1c13nt t0 m4k3 h15 w1f3 und3r5t4nd h15 ch4r4ct3r. _H3r_ m1nd w45 l355 d1ff1cult t0 d3v3l0p. 5h3 w45 4 w0m4n 0f m34n und3r5t4nd1ng, l1ttl3 1nf0rm4t10n, 4nd unc3rt41n t3mp3r. Wh3n 5h3 w45 d15c0nt3nt3d, 5h3 f4nc13d h3r53lf n3rv0u5. Th3 bu51n355 0f h3r l1f3 w45 t0 g3t h3r d4ught3r5 m4rr13d; 1t5 50l4c3 w45 v151t1ng 4nd n3w5. n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n Ch4pt3r 2 Mr. B3nn3t w45 4m0ng th3 34rl135t 0f th053 wh0 w41t3d 0n Mr. B1ngl3y. H3 h4d 4lw4y5 1nt3nd3d t0 v151t h1m, th0ugh t0 th3 l45t 4lw4y5 455ur1ng h15 w1f3 th4t h3 5h0uld n0t g0; 4nd t1ll th3 3v3n1ng 4ft3r th3 v151t w45 p41d 5h3 h4d n0 kn0wl3dg3 0f 1t. 1t w45 th3n d15cl053d 1n th3 f0ll0w1ng m4nn3r. 0b53rv1ng h15 53c0nd d4ught3r 3mpl0y3d 1n tr1mm1ng 4 h4t, h3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5udd3nly 4ddr3553d h3r w1th: "1 h0p3 Mr. B1ngl3y w1ll l1k3 1t, L1zzy." "W3 4r3 n0t 1n 4 w4y t0 kn0w _wh4t_ Mr. B1ngl3y l1k35," 541d h3r m0th3r r353ntfully, "51nc3 w3 4r3 n0t t0 v151t." "But y0u f0rg3t, m4mm4," 541d 3l1z4b3th, "th4t w3 5h4ll m33t h1m 4t th3 4553mbl135, 4nd th4t Mr5. L0ng pr0m153d t0 1ntr0duc3 h1m." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1 d0 n0t b3l13v3 Mr5. L0ng w1ll d0 4ny 5uch th1ng. 5h3 h45 tw0 n13c35 0f h3r 0wn. 5h3 15 4 53lf15h, hyp0cr1t1c4l w0m4n, 4nd 1 h4v3 n0 0p1n10n 0f h3r." "N0 m0r3 h4v3 1," 541d Mr. B3nn3t; "4nd 1 4m gl4d t0 f1nd th4t y0u d0 n0t d3p3nd 0n h3r 53rv1ng y0u." Mr5. B3nn3t d31gn3d n0t t0 m4k3 4ny r3ply, but, un4bl3 t0 c0nt41n h3r53lf, b3g4n 5c0ld1ng 0n3 0f h3r d4ught3r5. n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "D0n't k33p c0ugh1ng 50, K1tty, f0r H34v3n'5 54k3! H4v3 4 l1ttl3 c0mp45510n 0n my n3rv35. Y0u t34r th3m t0 p13c35." "K1tty h45 n0 d15cr3t10n 1n h3r c0ugh5," 541d h3r f4th3r; "5h3 t1m35 th3m 1ll." "1 d0 n0t c0ugh f0r my 0wn 4mu53m3nt," r3pl13d K1tty fr3tfully. "Wh3n 15 y0ur n3xt b4ll t0 b3, L1zzy?" "T0-m0rr0w f0rtn1ght." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "4y3, 50 1t 15," cr13d h3r m0th3r, "4nd Mr5. L0ng d035 n0t c0m3 b4ck t1ll th3 d4y b3f0r3; 50 1t w1ll b3 1mp0551bl3 f0r h3r t0 1ntr0duc3 h1m, f0r 5h3 w1ll n0t kn0w h1m h3r53lf." "Th3n, my d34r, y0u m4y h4v3 th3 4dv4nt4g3 0f y0ur fr13nd, 4nd 1ntr0duc3 Mr. B1ngl3y t0 _h3r_." "1mp0551bl3, Mr. B3nn3t, 1mp0551bl3, wh3n 1 4m n0t 4cqu41nt3d w1th h1m my53lf; h0w c4n y0u b3 50 t3451ng?" n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1 h0n0ur y0ur c1rcum5p3ct10n. 4 f0rtn1ght'5 4cqu41nt4nc3 15 c3rt41nly v3ry l1ttl3. 0n3 c4nn0t kn0w wh4t 4 m4n r34lly 15 by th3 3nd 0f 4 f0rtn1ght. But 1f _w3_ d0 n0t v3ntur3 50m3b0dy 3l53 w1ll; 4nd 4ft3r 4ll, Mr5. L0ng 4nd h3r n31c35 mu5t 5t4nd th31r ch4nc3; 4nd, th3r3f0r3, 45 5h3 w1ll th1nk 1t 4n 4ct 0f k1ndn355, 1f y0u d3cl1n3 th3 0ff1c3, 1 w1ll t4k3 1t 0n my53lf." Th3 g1rl5 5t4r3d 4t th31r f4th3r. Mr5. B3nn3t 541d 0nly, "N0n53n53, n0n53n53!" n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Wh4t c4n b3 th3 m34n1ng 0f th4t 3mph4t1c 3xcl4m4t10n?" cr13d h3. "D0 y0u c0n51d3r th3 f0rm5 0f 1ntr0duct10n, 4nd th3 5tr355 th4t 15 l41d 0n th3m, 45 n0n53n53? 1 c4nn0t qu1t3 4gr33 w1th y0u _th3r3_. Wh4t 54y y0u, M4ry? F0r y0u 4r3 4 y0ung l4dy 0f d33p r3fl3ct10n, 1 kn0w, 4nd r34d gr34t b00k5 4nd m4k3 3xtr4ct5." M4ry w15h3d t0 54y 50m3th1ng 53n51bl3, but kn3w n0t h0w. "Wh1l3 M4ry 15 4dju5t1ng h3r 1d345," h3 c0nt1nu3d, "l3t u5 r3turn t0 Mr. n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n B1ngl3y." "1 4m 51ck 0f Mr. B1ngl3y," cr13d h15 w1f3. "1 4m 50rry t0 h34r _th4t_; but why d1d n0t y0u t3ll m3 th4t b3f0r3? 1f 1 h4d kn0wn 45 much th15 m0rn1ng 1 c3rt41nly w0uld n0t h4v3 c4ll3d 0n h1m. 1t 15 v3ry unlucky; but 45 1 h4v3 4ctu4lly p41d th3 v151t, w3 c4nn0t 35c4p3 th3 4cqu41nt4nc3 n0w." Th3 45t0n15hm3nt 0f th3 l4d135 w45 ju5t wh4t h3 w15h3d; th4t 0f Mr5. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n B3nn3t p3rh4p5 5urp4551ng th3 r35t; th0ugh, wh3n th3 f1r5t tumult 0f j0y w45 0v3r, 5h3 b3g4n t0 d3cl4r3 th4t 1t w45 wh4t 5h3 h4d 3xp3ct3d 4ll th3 wh1l3. "H0w g00d 1t w45 1n y0u, my d34r Mr. B3nn3t! But 1 kn3w 1 5h0uld p3r5u4d3 y0u 4t l45t. 1 w45 5ur3 y0u l0v3d y0ur g1rl5 t00 w3ll t0 n3gl3ct 5uch 4n 4cqu41nt4nc3. W3ll, h0w pl3453d 1 4m! 4nd 1t 15 5uch 4 g00d j0k3, t00, th4t y0u 5h0uld h4v3 g0n3 th15 m0rn1ng 4nd n3v3r 541d 4 w0rd 4b0ut 1t t1ll n0w." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "N0w, K1tty, y0u m4y c0ugh 45 much 45 y0u ch0053," 541d Mr. B3nn3t; 4nd, 45 h3 5p0k3, h3 l3ft th3 r00m, f4t1gu3d w1th th3 r4ptur35 0f h15 w1f3. "Wh4t 4n 3xc3ll3nt f4th3r y0u h4v3, g1rl5!" 541d 5h3, wh3n th3 d00r w45 5hut. "1 d0 n0t kn0w h0w y0u w1ll 3v3r m4k3 h1m 4m3nd5 f0r h15 k1ndn355; 0r m3, 31th3r, f0r th4t m4tt3r. 4t 0ur t1m3 0f l1f3 1t 15 n0t 50 pl3454nt, 1 c4n t3ll y0u, t0 b3 m4k1ng n3w 4cqu41nt4nc35 3v3ry d4y; but f0r y0ur 54k35, w3 w0uld d0 4nyth1ng. Lyd14, my l0v3, th0ugh y0u _4r3_ th3 y0ung35t, 1 d4r3 54y Mr. B1ngl3y w1ll d4nc3 w1th y0u 4t th3 n3xt b4ll." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "0h!" 541d Lyd14 5t0utly, "1 4m n0t 4fr41d; f0r th0ugh 1 _4m_ th3 y0ung35t, 1'm th3 t4ll35t." Th3 r35t 0f th3 3v3n1ng w45 5p3nt 1n c0nj3ctur1ng h0w 500n h3 w0uld r3turn Mr. B3nn3t'5 v151t, 4nd d3t3rm1n1ng wh3n th3y 5h0uld 45k h1m t0 d1nn3r. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Ch4pt3r 3 N0t 4ll th4t Mr5. B3nn3t, h0w3v3r, w1th th3 45515t4nc3 0f h3r f1v3 d4ught3r5, c0uld 45k 0n th3 5ubj3ct, w45 5uff1c13nt t0 dr4w fr0m h3r hu5b4nd 4ny 54t15f4ct0ry d35cr1pt10n 0f Mr. B1ngl3y. Th3y 4tt4ck3d h1m 1n v4r10u5 w4y5--w1th b4r3f4c3d qu35t10n5, 1ng3n10u5 5upp051t10n5, 4nd d15t4nt 5urm1535; but h3 3lud3d th3 5k1ll 0f th3m 4ll, 4nd th3y w3r3 4t l45t 0bl1g3d t0 4cc3pt th3 53c0nd-h4nd 1nt3ll1g3nc3 0f th31r n31ghb0ur, L4dy Luc45. H3r r3p0rt w45 h1ghly f4v0ur4bl3. 51r W1ll14m h4d b33n n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n d3l1ght3d w1th h1m. H3 w45 qu1t3 y0ung, w0nd3rfully h4nd50m3, 3xtr3m3ly 4gr334bl3, 4nd, t0 cr0wn th3 wh0l3, h3 m34nt t0 b3 4t th3 n3xt 4553mbly w1th 4 l4rg3 p4rty. N0th1ng c0uld b3 m0r3 d3l1ghtful! T0 b3 f0nd 0f d4nc1ng w45 4 c3rt41n 5t3p t0w4rd5 f4ll1ng 1n l0v3; 4nd v3ry l1v3ly h0p35 0f Mr. B1ngl3y'5 h34rt w3r3 3nt3rt41n3d. "1f 1 c4n but 533 0n3 0f my d4ught3r5 h4pp1ly 53ttl3d 4t N3th3rf13ld," 541d Mr5. B3nn3t t0 h3r hu5b4nd, "4nd 4ll th3 0th3r5 3qu4lly w3ll m4rr13d, 1 5h4ll h4v3 n0th1ng t0 w15h f0r." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 1n 4 f3w d4y5 Mr. B1ngl3y r3turn3d Mr. B3nn3t'5 v151t, 4nd 54t 4b0ut t3n m1nut35 w1th h1m 1n h15 l1br4ry. H3 h4d 3nt3rt41n3d h0p35 0f b31ng 4dm1tt3d t0 4 51ght 0f th3 y0ung l4d135, 0f wh053 b34uty h3 h4d h34rd much; but h3 54w 0nly th3 f4th3r. Th3 l4d135 w3r3 50m3wh4t m0r3 f0rtun4t3, f0r th3y h4d th3 4dv4nt4g3 0f 45c3rt41n1ng fr0m 4n upp3r w1nd0w th4t h3 w0r3 4 blu3 c04t, 4nd r0d3 4 bl4ck h0r53. 4n 1nv1t4t10n t0 d1nn3r w45 500n 4ft3rw4rd5 d15p4tch3d; 4nd 4lr34dy h4d Mr5. B3nn3t pl4nn3d th3 c0ur535 th4t w3r3 t0 d0 cr3d1t t0 h3r h0u53k33p1ng, wh3n 4n 4n5w3r 4rr1v3d wh1ch d3f3rr3d 1t 4ll. Mr. B1ngl3y n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n w45 0bl1g3d t0 b3 1n t0wn th3 f0ll0w1ng d4y, 4nd, c0n53qu3ntly, un4bl3 t0 4cc3pt th3 h0n0ur 0f th31r 1nv1t4t10n, 3tc. Mr5. B3nn3t w45 qu1t3 d15c0nc3rt3d. 5h3 c0uld n0t 1m4g1n3 wh4t bu51n355 h3 c0uld h4v3 1n t0wn 50 500n 4ft3r h15 4rr1v4l 1n H3rtf0rd5h1r3; 4nd 5h3 b3g4n t0 f34r th4t h3 m1ght b3 4lw4y5 fly1ng 4b0ut fr0m 0n3 pl4c3 t0 4n0th3r, 4nd n3v3r 53ttl3d 4t N3th3rf13ld 45 h3 0ught t0 b3. L4dy Luc45 qu13t3d h3r f34r5 4 l1ttl3 by 5t4rt1ng th3 1d34 0f h15 b31ng g0n3 t0 L0nd0n 0nly t0 g3t 4 l4rg3 p4rty f0r th3 b4ll; 4nd 4 r3p0rt 500n f0ll0w3d th4t Mr. B1ngl3y w45 t0 br1ng tw3lv3 l4d135 4nd 53v3n g3ntl3m3n w1th h1m t0 th3 4553mbly. Th3 g1rl5 gr13v3d 0v3r 5uch 4 numb3r 0f l4d135, but w3r3 c0mf0rt3d th3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n d4y b3f0r3 th3 b4ll by h34r1ng, th4t 1n5t34d 0f tw3lv3 h3 br0ught 0nly 51x w1th h1m fr0m L0nd0n--h15 f1v3 515t3r5 4nd 4 c0u51n. 4nd wh3n th3 p4rty 3nt3r3d th3 4553mbly r00m 1t c0n515t3d 0f 0nly f1v3 4lt0g3th3r--Mr. B1ngl3y, h15 tw0 515t3r5, th3 hu5b4nd 0f th3 3ld35t, 4nd 4n0th3r y0ung m4n. Mr. B1ngl3y w45 g00d-l00k1ng 4nd g3ntl3m4nl1k3; h3 h4d 4 pl3454nt c0unt3n4nc3, 4nd 345y, un4ff3ct3d m4nn3r5. H15 515t3r5 w3r3 f1n3 w0m3n, w1th 4n 41r 0f d3c1d3d f45h10n. H15 br0th3r-1n-l4w, Mr. Hur5t, m3r3ly l00k3d th3 g3ntl3m4n; but h15 fr13nd Mr. D4rcy 500n dr3w th3 4tt3nt10n n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 0f th3 r00m by h15 f1n3, t4ll p3r50n, h4nd50m3 f34tur35, n0bl3 m13n, 4nd th3 r3p0rt wh1ch w45 1n g3n3r4l c1rcul4t10n w1th1n f1v3 m1nut35 4ft3r h15 3ntr4nc3, 0f h15 h4v1ng t3n th0u54nd 4 y34r. Th3 g3ntl3m3n pr0n0unc3d h1m t0 b3 4 f1n3 f1gur3 0f 4 m4n, th3 l4d135 d3cl4r3d h3 w45 much h4nd50m3r th4n Mr. B1ngl3y, 4nd h3 w45 l00k3d 4t w1th gr34t 4dm1r4t10n f0r 4b0ut h4lf th3 3v3n1ng, t1ll h15 m4nn3r5 g4v3 4 d15gu5t wh1ch turn3d th3 t1d3 0f h15 p0pul4r1ty; f0r h3 w45 d15c0v3r3d t0 b3 pr0ud; t0 b3 4b0v3 h15 c0mp4ny, 4nd 4b0v3 b31ng pl3453d; 4nd n0t 4ll h15 l4rg3 35t4t3 1n D3rby5h1r3 c0uld th3n 54v3 h1m fr0m h4v1ng 4 m05t f0rb1dd1ng, d154gr334bl3 c0unt3n4nc3, 4nd b31ng unw0rthy t0 b3 c0mp4r3d n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n w1th h15 fr13nd. Mr. B1ngl3y h4d 500n m4d3 h1m53lf 4cqu41nt3d w1th 4ll th3 pr1nc1p4l p30pl3 1n th3 r00m; h3 w45 l1v3ly 4nd unr353rv3d, d4nc3d 3v3ry d4nc3, w45 4ngry th4t th3 b4ll cl053d 50 34rly, 4nd t4lk3d 0f g1v1ng 0n3 h1m53lf 4t N3th3rf13ld. 5uch 4m14bl3 qu4l1t135 mu5t 5p34k f0r th3m53lv35. Wh4t 4 c0ntr45t b3tw33n h1m 4nd h15 fr13nd! Mr. D4rcy d4nc3d 0nly 0nc3 w1th Mr5. Hur5t 4nd 0nc3 w1th M155 B1ngl3y, d3cl1n3d b31ng 1ntr0duc3d t0 4ny 0th3r l4dy, 4nd 5p3nt th3 r35t 0f th3 3v3n1ng 1n w4lk1ng 4b0ut th3 r00m, 5p34k1ng 0cc4510n4lly t0 0n3 0f h15 0wn p4rty. n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n H15 ch4r4ct3r w45 d3c1d3d. H3 w45 th3 pr0ud35t, m05t d154gr334bl3 m4n 1n th3 w0rld, 4nd 3v3ryb0dy h0p3d th4t h3 w0uld n3v3r c0m3 th3r3 4g41n. 4m0ng5t th3 m05t v10l3nt 4g41n5t h1m w45 Mr5. B3nn3t, wh053 d15l1k3 0f h15 g3n3r4l b3h4v10ur w45 5h4rp3n3d 1nt0 p4rt1cul4r r353ntm3nt by h15 h4v1ng 5l1ght3d 0n3 0f h3r d4ught3r5. 3l1z4b3th B3nn3t h4d b33n 0bl1g3d, by th3 5c4rc1ty 0f g3ntl3m3n, t0 51t d0wn f0r tw0 d4nc35; 4nd dur1ng p4rt 0f th4t t1m3, Mr. D4rcy h4d b33n 5t4nd1ng n34r 3n0ugh f0r h3r t0 h34r 4 c0nv3r54t10n b3tw33n h1m 4nd Mr. B1ngl3y, wh0 c4m3 fr0m th3 d4nc3 f0r 4 f3w m1nut35, t0 pr355 h15 fr13nd n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n t0 j01n 1t. "C0m3, D4rcy," 541d h3, "1 mu5t h4v3 y0u d4nc3. 1 h4t3 t0 533 y0u 5t4nd1ng 4b0ut by y0ur53lf 1n th15 5tup1d m4nn3r. Y0u h4d much b3tt3r d4nc3." "1 c3rt41nly 5h4ll n0t. Y0u kn0w h0w 1 d3t35t 1t, unl355 1 4m p4rt1cul4rly 4cqu41nt3d w1th my p4rtn3r. 4t 5uch 4n 4553mbly 45 th15 1t w0uld b3 1n5upp0rt4bl3. Y0ur 515t3r5 4r3 3ng4g3d, 4nd th3r3 15 n0t 4n0th3r w0m4n 1n th3 r00m wh0m 1t w0uld n0t b3 4 pun15hm3nt t0 m3 t0 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5t4nd up w1th." "1 w0uld n0t b3 50 f45t1d10u5 45 y0u 4r3," cr13d Mr. B1ngl3y, "f0r 4 k1ngd0m! Up0n my h0n0ur, 1 n3v3r m3t w1th 50 m4ny pl3454nt g1rl5 1n my l1f3 45 1 h4v3 th15 3v3n1ng; 4nd th3r3 4r3 53v3r4l 0f th3m y0u 533 unc0mm0nly pr3tty." "_Y0u_ 4r3 d4nc1ng w1th th3 0nly h4nd50m3 g1rl 1n th3 r00m," 541d Mr. D4rcy, l00k1ng 4t th3 3ld35t M155 B3nn3t. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "0h! 5h3 15 th3 m05t b34ut1ful cr34tur3 1 3v3r b3h3ld! But th3r3 15 0n3 0f h3r 515t3r5 51tt1ng d0wn ju5t b3h1nd y0u, wh0 15 v3ry pr3tty, 4nd 1 d4r3 54y v3ry 4gr334bl3. D0 l3t m3 45k my p4rtn3r t0 1ntr0duc3 y0u." "Wh1ch d0 y0u m34n?" 4nd turn1ng r0und h3 l00k3d f0r 4 m0m3nt 4t 3l1z4b3th, t1ll c4tch1ng h3r 3y3, h3 w1thdr3w h15 0wn 4nd c0ldly 541d: "5h3 15 t0l3r4bl3, but n0t h4nd50m3 3n0ugh t0 t3mpt _m3_; 1 4m 1n n0 hum0ur 4t pr353nt t0 g1v3 c0n53qu3nc3 t0 y0ung l4d135 wh0 4r3 5l1ght3d by 0th3r m3n. Y0u h4d b3tt3r r3turn t0 y0ur p4rtn3r 4nd 3nj0y h3r 5m1l35, f0r y0u 4r3 w45t1ng y0ur t1m3 w1th m3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Mr. B1ngl3y f0ll0w3d h15 4dv1c3. Mr. D4rcy w4lk3d 0ff; 4nd 3l1z4b3th r3m41n3d w1th n0 v3ry c0rd14l f33l1ng5 t0w4rd h1m. 5h3 t0ld th3 5t0ry, h0w3v3r, w1th gr34t 5p1r1t 4m0ng h3r fr13nd5; f0r 5h3 h4d 4 l1v3ly, pl4yful d15p051t10n, wh1ch d3l1ght3d 1n 4nyth1ng r1d1cul0u5. Th3 3v3n1ng 4lt0g3th3r p4553d 0ff pl3454ntly t0 th3 wh0l3 f4m1ly. Mr5. B3nn3t h4d 533n h3r 3ld35t d4ught3r much 4dm1r3d by th3 N3th3rf13ld p4rty. Mr. B1ngl3y h4d d4nc3d w1th h3r tw1c3, 4nd 5h3 h4d b33n d15t1ngu15h3d by h15 515t3r5. J4n3 w45 45 much gr4t1f13d by th15 45 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n h3r m0th3r c0uld b3, th0ugh 1n 4 qu13t3r w4y. 3l1z4b3th f3lt J4n3'5 pl345ur3. M4ry h4d h34rd h3r53lf m3nt10n3d t0 M155 B1ngl3y 45 th3 m05t 4cc0mpl15h3d g1rl 1n th3 n31ghb0urh00d; 4nd C4th3r1n3 4nd Lyd14 h4d b33n f0rtun4t3 3n0ugh n3v3r t0 b3 w1th0ut p4rtn3r5, wh1ch w45 4ll th4t th3y h4d y3t l34rnt t0 c4r3 f0r 4t 4 b4ll. Th3y r3turn3d, th3r3f0r3, 1n g00d 5p1r1t5 t0 L0ngb0urn, th3 v1ll4g3 wh3r3 th3y l1v3d, 4nd 0f wh1ch th3y w3r3 th3 pr1nc1p4l 1nh4b1t4nt5. Th3y f0und Mr. B3nn3t 5t1ll up. W1th 4 b00k h3 w45 r3g4rdl355 0f t1m3; 4nd 0n th3 pr353nt 0cc4510n h3 h4d 4 g00d d34l 0f cur1051ty 45 t0 th3 3v3nt 0f 4n 3v3n1ng wh1ch h4d r4153d 5uch 5pl3nd1d 3xp3ct4t10n5. H3 h4d r4th3r h0p3d th4t h15 w1f3'5 v13w5 0n n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n th3 5tr4ng3r w0uld b3 d154pp01nt3d; but h3 500n f0und 0ut th4t h3 h4d 4 d1ff3r3nt 5t0ry t0 h34r. "0h! my d34r Mr. B3nn3t," 45 5h3 3nt3r3d th3 r00m, "w3 h4v3 h4d 4 m05t d3l1ghtful 3v3n1ng, 4 m05t 3xc3ll3nt b4ll. 1 w15h y0u h4d b33n th3r3. J4n3 w45 50 4dm1r3d, n0th1ng c0uld b3 l1k3 1t. 3v3ryb0dy 541d h0w w3ll 5h3 l00k3d; 4nd Mr. B1ngl3y th0ught h3r qu1t3 b34ut1ful, 4nd d4nc3d w1th h3r tw1c3! 0nly th1nk 0f _th4t_, my d34r; h3 4ctu4lly d4nc3d w1th h3r tw1c3! 4nd 5h3 w45 th3 0nly cr34tur3 1n th3 r00m th4t h3 45k3d 4 53c0nd t1m3. F1r5t 0f 4ll, h3 45k3d M155 Luc45. 1 w45 50 v3x3d t0 533 h1m 5t4nd n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n up w1th h3r! But, h0w3v3r, h3 d1d n0t 4dm1r3 h3r 4t 4ll; 1nd33d, n0b0dy c4n, y0u kn0w; 4nd h3 533m3d qu1t3 5truck w1th J4n3 45 5h3 w45 g01ng d0wn th3 d4nc3. 50 h3 1nqu1r3d wh0 5h3 w45, 4nd g0t 1ntr0duc3d, 4nd 45k3d h3r f0r th3 tw0 n3xt. Th3n th3 tw0 th1rd h3 d4nc3d w1th M155 K1ng, 4nd th3 tw0 f0urth w1th M4r14 Luc45, 4nd th3 tw0 f1fth w1th J4n3 4g41n, 4nd th3 tw0 51xth w1th L1zzy, 4nd th3 _B0ul4ng3r_--" "1f h3 h4d h4d 4ny c0mp45510n f0r _m3_," cr13d h3r hu5b4nd 1mp4t13ntly, "h3 w0uld n0t h4v3 d4nc3d h4lf 50 much! F0r G0d'5 54k3, 54y n0 m0r3 0f h15 p4rtn3r5. 0h th4t h3 h4d 5pr41n3d h15 4nkl3 1n th3 f1r5t d4nc3!" n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "0h! my d34r, 1 4m qu1t3 d3l1ght3d w1th h1m. H3 15 50 3xc3551v3ly h4nd50m3! 4nd h15 515t3r5 4r3 ch4rm1ng w0m3n. 1 n3v3r 1n my l1f3 54w 4nyth1ng m0r3 3l3g4nt th4n th31r dr35535. 1 d4r3 54y th3 l4c3 up0n Mr5. Hur5t'5 g0wn--" H3r3 5h3 w45 1nt3rrupt3d 4g41n. Mr. B3nn3t pr0t35t3d 4g41n5t 4ny d35cr1pt10n 0f f1n3ry. 5h3 w45 th3r3f0r3 0bl1g3d t0 533k 4n0th3r br4nch 0f th3 5ubj3ct, 4nd r3l4t3d, w1th much b1tt3rn355 0f 5p1r1t 4nd 50m3 3x4gg3r4t10n, th3 5h0ck1ng rud3n355 0f Mr. D4rcy. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "But 1 c4n 455ur3 y0u," 5h3 4dd3d, "th4t L1zzy d035 n0t l053 much by n0t 5u1t1ng _h15_ f4ncy; f0r h3 15 4 m05t d154gr334bl3, h0rr1d m4n, n0t 4t 4ll w0rth pl3451ng. 50 h1gh 4nd 50 c0nc31t3d th4t th3r3 w45 n0 3ndur1ng h1m! H3 w4lk3d h3r3, 4nd h3 w4lk3d th3r3, f4ncy1ng h1m53lf 50 v3ry gr34t! N0t h4nd50m3 3n0ugh t0 d4nc3 w1th! 1 w15h y0u h4d b33n th3r3, my d34r, t0 h4v3 g1v3n h1m 0n3 0f y0ur 53t-d0wn5. 1 qu1t3 d3t35t th3 m4n." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Ch4pt3r 4 Wh3n J4n3 4nd 3l1z4b3th w3r3 4l0n3, th3 f0rm3r, wh0 h4d b33n c4ut10u5 1n h3r pr4153 0f Mr. B1ngl3y b3f0r3, 3xpr3553d t0 h3r 515t3r ju5t h0w v3ry much 5h3 4dm1r3d h1m. "H3 15 ju5t wh4t 4 y0ung m4n 0ught t0 b3," 541d 5h3, "53n51bl3, g00d-hum0ur3d, l1v3ly; 4nd 1 n3v3r 54w 5uch h4ppy m4nn3r5!--50 much 3453, w1th 5uch p3rf3ct g00d br33d1ng!" n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "H3 15 4l50 h4nd50m3," r3pl13d 3l1z4b3th, "wh1ch 4 y0ung m4n 0ught l1k3w153 t0 b3, 1f h3 p0551bly c4n. H15 ch4r4ct3r 15 th3r3by c0mpl3t3." "1 w45 v3ry much fl4tt3r3d by h15 45k1ng m3 t0 d4nc3 4 53c0nd t1m3. 1 d1d n0t 3xp3ct 5uch 4 c0mpl1m3nt." "D1d n0t y0u? 1 d1d f0r y0u. But th4t 15 0n3 gr34t d1ff3r3nc3 b3tw33n u5. C0mpl1m3nt5 4lw4y5 t4k3 _y0u_ by 5urpr153, 4nd _m3_ n3v3r. Wh4t c0uld b3 m0r3 n4tur4l th4n h15 45k1ng y0u 4g41n? H3 c0uld n0t h3lp n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5331ng th4t y0u w3r3 4b0ut f1v3 t1m35 45 pr3tty 45 3v3ry 0th3r w0m4n 1n th3 r00m. N0 th4nk5 t0 h15 g4ll4ntry f0r th4t. W3ll, h3 c3rt41nly 15 v3ry 4gr334bl3, 4nd 1 g1v3 y0u l34v3 t0 l1k3 h1m. Y0u h4v3 l1k3d m4ny 4 5tup1d3r p3r50n." "D34r L1zzy!" "0h! y0u 4r3 4 gr34t d34l t00 4pt, y0u kn0w, t0 l1k3 p30pl3 1n g3n3r4l. Y0u n3v3r 533 4 f4ult 1n 4nyb0dy. 4ll th3 w0rld 4r3 g00d 4nd 4gr334bl3 1n y0ur 3y35. 1 n3v3r h34rd y0u 5p34k 1ll 0f 4 hum4n b31ng 1n y0ur n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n l1f3." "1 w0uld n0t w15h t0 b3 h45ty 1n c3n5ur1ng 4ny0n3; but 1 4lw4y5 5p34k wh4t 1 th1nk." "1 kn0w y0u d0; 4nd 1t 15 _th4t_ wh1ch m4k35 th3 w0nd3r. W1th _y0ur_ g00d 53n53, t0 b3 50 h0n35tly bl1nd t0 th3 f0ll135 4nd n0n53n53 0f 0th3r5! 4ff3ct4t10n 0f c4nd0ur 15 c0mm0n 3n0ugh--0n3 m33t5 w1th 1t 3v3rywh3r3. But t0 b3 c4nd1d w1th0ut 05t3nt4t10n 0r d351gn--t0 t4k3 th3 g00d 0f 3v3ryb0dy'5 ch4r4ct3r 4nd m4k3 1t 5t1ll b3tt3r, 4nd 54y n0th1ng n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 0f th3 b4d--b3l0ng5 t0 y0u 4l0n3. 4nd 50 y0u l1k3 th15 m4n'5 515t3r5, t00, d0 y0u? Th31r m4nn3r5 4r3 n0t 3qu4l t0 h15." "C3rt41nly n0t--4t f1r5t. But th3y 4r3 v3ry pl3451ng w0m3n wh3n y0u c0nv3r53 w1th th3m. M155 B1ngl3y 15 t0 l1v3 w1th h3r br0th3r, 4nd k33p h15 h0u53; 4nd 1 4m much m15t4k3n 1f w3 5h4ll n0t f1nd 4 v3ry ch4rm1ng n31ghb0ur 1n h3r." 3l1z4b3th l15t3n3d 1n 51l3nc3, but w45 n0t c0nv1nc3d; th31r b3h4v10ur 4t th3 4553mbly h4d n0t b33n c4lcul4t3d t0 pl3453 1n g3n3r4l; 4nd w1th m0r3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n qu1ckn355 0f 0b53rv4t10n 4nd l355 pl14ncy 0f t3mp3r th4n h3r 515t3r, 4nd w1th 4 judg3m3nt t00 un45541l3d by 4ny 4tt3nt10n t0 h3r53lf, 5h3 w45 v3ry l1ttl3 d15p053d t0 4ppr0v3 th3m. Th3y w3r3 1n f4ct v3ry f1n3 l4d135; n0t d3f1c13nt 1n g00d hum0ur wh3n th3y w3r3 pl3453d, n0r 1n th3 p0w3r 0f m4k1ng th3m53lv35 4gr334bl3 wh3n th3y ch053 1t, but pr0ud 4nd c0nc31t3d. Th3y w3r3 r4th3r h4nd50m3, h4d b33n 3duc4t3d 1n 0n3 0f th3 f1r5t pr1v4t3 53m1n4r135 1n t0wn, h4d 4 f0rtun3 0f tw3nty th0u54nd p0und5, w3r3 1n th3 h4b1t 0f 5p3nd1ng m0r3 th4n th3y 0ught, 4nd 0f 4550c14t1ng w1th p30pl3 0f r4nk, 4nd w3r3 th3r3f0r3 1n 3v3ry r35p3ct 3nt1tl3d t0 th1nk w3ll 0f th3m53lv35, 4nd m34nly 0f 0th3r5. Th3y w3r3 0f n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4 r35p3ct4bl3 f4m1ly 1n th3 n0rth 0f 3ngl4nd; 4 c1rcum5t4nc3 m0r3 d33ply 1mpr3553d 0n th31r m3m0r135 th4n th4t th31r br0th3r'5 f0rtun3 4nd th31r 0wn h4d b33n 4cqu1r3d by tr4d3. Mr. B1ngl3y 1nh3r1t3d pr0p3rty t0 th3 4m0unt 0f n34rly 4 hundr3d th0u54nd p0und5 fr0m h15 f4th3r, wh0 h4d 1nt3nd3d t0 purch453 4n 35t4t3, but d1d n0t l1v3 t0 d0 1t. Mr. B1ngl3y 1nt3nd3d 1t l1k3w153, 4nd 50m3t1m35 m4d3 ch01c3 0f h15 c0unty; but 45 h3 w45 n0w pr0v1d3d w1th 4 g00d h0u53 4nd th3 l1b3rty 0f 4 m4n0r, 1t w45 d0ubtful t0 m4ny 0f th053 wh0 b35t kn3w th3 3451n355 0f h15 t3mp3r, wh3th3r h3 m1ght n0t 5p3nd th3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n r3m41nd3r 0f h15 d4y5 4t N3th3rf13ld, 4nd l34v3 th3 n3xt g3n3r4t10n t0 purch453. H15 515t3r5 w3r3 4nx10u5 f0r h15 h4v1ng 4n 35t4t3 0f h15 0wn; but, th0ugh h3 w45 n0w 0nly 35t4bl15h3d 45 4 t3n4nt, M155 B1ngl3y w45 by n0 m34n5 unw1ll1ng t0 pr351d3 4t h15 t4bl3--n0r w45 Mr5. Hur5t, wh0 h4d m4rr13d 4 m4n 0f m0r3 f45h10n th4n f0rtun3, l355 d15p053d t0 c0n51d3r h15 h0u53 45 h3r h0m3 wh3n 1t 5u1t3d h3r. Mr. B1ngl3y h4d n0t b33n 0f 4g3 tw0 y34r5, wh3n h3 w45 t3mpt3d by 4n 4cc1d3nt4l r3c0mm3nd4t10n t0 l00k 4t N3th3rf13ld H0u53. H3 d1d l00k 4t 1t, 4nd 1nt0 1t f0r n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n h4lf-4n-h0ur--w45 pl3453d w1th th3 51tu4t10n 4nd th3 pr1nc1p4l r00m5, 54t15f13d w1th wh4t th3 0wn3r 541d 1n 1t5 pr4153, 4nd t00k 1t 1mm3d14t3ly. B3tw33n h1m 4nd D4rcy th3r3 w45 4 v3ry 5t34dy fr13nd5h1p, 1n 5p1t3 0f gr34t 0pp051t10n 0f ch4r4ct3r. B1ngl3y w45 3nd34r3d t0 D4rcy by th3 3451n355, 0p3nn355, 4nd duct1l1ty 0f h15 t3mp3r, th0ugh n0 d15p051t10n c0uld 0ff3r 4 gr34t3r c0ntr45t t0 h15 0wn, 4nd th0ugh w1th h15 0wn h3 n3v3r 4pp34r3d d1554t15f13d. 0n th3 5tr3ngth 0f D4rcy'5 r3g4rd, B1ngl3y h4d th3 f1rm35t r3l14nc3, 4nd 0f h15 judg3m3nt th3 h1gh35t 0p1n10n. n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 1n und3r5t4nd1ng, D4rcy w45 th3 5up3r10r. B1ngl3y w45 by n0 m34n5 d3f1c13nt, but D4rcy w45 cl3v3r. H3 w45 4t th3 54m3 t1m3 h4ughty, r353rv3d, 4nd f45t1d10u5, 4nd h15 m4nn3r5, th0ugh w3ll-br3d, w3r3 n0t 1nv1t1ng. 1n th4t r35p3ct h15 fr13nd h4d gr34tly th3 4dv4nt4g3. B1ngl3y w45 5ur3 0f b31ng l1k3d wh3r3v3r h3 4pp34r3d, D4rcy w45 c0nt1nu4lly g1v1ng 0ff3n53. Th3 m4nn3r 1n wh1ch th3y 5p0k3 0f th3 M3ryt0n 4553mbly w45 5uff1c13ntly ch4r4ct3r15t1c. B1ngl3y h4d n3v3r m3t w1th m0r3 pl3454nt p30pl3 0r pr3tt13r g1rl5 1n h15 l1f3; 3v3ryb0dy h4d b33n m05t k1nd 4nd 4tt3nt1v3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n t0 h1m; th3r3 h4d b33n n0 f0rm4l1ty, n0 5t1ffn355; h3 h4d 500n f3lt 4cqu41nt3d w1th 4ll th3 r00m; 4nd, 45 t0 M155 B3nn3t, h3 c0uld n0t c0nc31v3 4n 4ng3l m0r3 b34ut1ful. D4rcy, 0n th3 c0ntr4ry, h4d 533n 4 c0ll3ct10n 0f p30pl3 1n wh0m th3r3 w45 l1ttl3 b34uty 4nd n0 f45h10n, f0r n0n3 0f wh0m h3 h4d f3lt th3 5m4ll35t 1nt3r35t, 4nd fr0m n0n3 r3c31v3d 31th3r 4tt3nt10n 0r pl345ur3. M155 B3nn3t h3 4ckn0wl3dg3d t0 b3 pr3tty, but 5h3 5m1l3d t00 much. Mr5. Hur5t 4nd h3r 515t3r 4ll0w3d 1t t0 b3 50--but 5t1ll th3y 4dm1r3d h3r 4nd l1k3d h3r, 4nd pr0n0unc3d h3r t0 b3 4 5w33t g1rl, 4nd 0n3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n wh0m th3y w0uld n0t 0bj3ct t0 kn0w m0r3 0f. M155 B3nn3t w45 th3r3f0r3 35t4bl15h3d 45 4 5w33t g1rl, 4nd th31r br0th3r f3lt 4uth0r1z3d by 5uch c0mm3nd4t10n t0 th1nk 0f h3r 45 h3 ch053. Ch4pt3r 5 W1th1n 4 5h0rt w4lk 0f L0ngb0urn l1v3d 4 f4m1ly w1th wh0m th3 B3nn3t5 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n w3r3 p4rt1cul4rly 1nt1m4t3. 51r W1ll14m Luc45 h4d b33n f0rm3rly 1n tr4d3 1n M3ryt0n, wh3r3 h3 h4d m4d3 4 t0l3r4bl3 f0rtun3, 4nd r153n t0 th3 h0n0ur 0f kn1ghth00d by 4n 4ddr355 t0 th3 k1ng dur1ng h15 m4y0r4lty. Th3 d15t1nct10n h4d p3rh4p5 b33n f3lt t00 5tr0ngly. 1t h4d g1v3n h1m 4 d15gu5t t0 h15 bu51n355, 4nd t0 h15 r351d3nc3 1n 4 5m4ll m4rk3t t0wn; 4nd, 1n qu1tt1ng th3m b0th, h3 h4d r3m0v3d w1th h15 f4m1ly t0 4 h0u53 4b0ut 4 m1l3 fr0m M3ryt0n, d3n0m1n4t3d fr0m th4t p3r10d Luc45 L0dg3, wh3r3 h3 c0uld th1nk w1th pl345ur3 0f h15 0wn 1mp0rt4nc3, 4nd, un5h4ckl3d by bu51n355, 0ccupy h1m53lf 50l3ly 1n b31ng c1v1l t0 4ll th3 w0rld. F0r, th0ugh 3l4t3d by h15 r4nk, 1t d1d n0t r3nd3r h1m n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5up3rc1l10u5; 0n th3 c0ntr4ry, h3 w45 4ll 4tt3nt10n t0 3v3ryb0dy. By n4tur3 1n0ff3n51v3, fr13ndly, 4nd 0bl1g1ng, h15 pr353nt4t10n 4t 5t. J4m35'5 h4d m4d3 h1m c0urt30u5. L4dy Luc45 w45 4 v3ry g00d k1nd 0f w0m4n, n0t t00 cl3v3r t0 b3 4 v4lu4bl3 n31ghb0ur t0 Mr5. B3nn3t. Th3y h4d 53v3r4l ch1ldr3n. Th3 3ld35t 0f th3m, 4 53n51bl3, 1nt3ll1g3nt y0ung w0m4n, 4b0ut tw3nty-53v3n, w45 3l1z4b3th'5 1nt1m4t3 fr13nd. Th4t th3 M155 Luc4535 4nd th3 M155 B3nn3t5 5h0uld m33t t0 t4lk 0v3r n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4 b4ll w45 4b50lut3ly n3c3554ry; 4nd th3 m0rn1ng 4ft3r th3 4553mbly br0ught th3 f0rm3r t0 L0ngb0urn t0 h34r 4nd t0 c0mmun1c4t3. "_Y0u_ b3g4n th3 3v3n1ng w3ll, Ch4rl0tt3," 541d Mr5. B3nn3t w1th c1v1l 53lf-c0mm4nd t0 M155 Luc45. "_Y0u_ w3r3 Mr. B1ngl3y'5 f1r5t ch01c3." "Y35; but h3 533m3d t0 l1k3 h15 53c0nd b3tt3r." "0h! y0u m34n J4n3, 1 5upp053, b3c4u53 h3 d4nc3d w1th h3r tw1c3. T0 b3 5ur3 th4t _d1d_ 533m 45 1f h3 4dm1r3d h3r--1nd33d 1 r4th3r b3l13v3 h3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n _d1d_--1 h34rd 50m3th1ng 4b0ut 1t--but 1 h4rdly kn0w wh4t--50m3th1ng 4b0ut Mr. R0b1n50n." "P3rh4p5 y0u m34n wh4t 1 0v3rh34rd b3tw33n h1m 4nd Mr. R0b1n50n; d1d n0t 1 m3nt10n 1t t0 y0u? Mr. R0b1n50n'5 45k1ng h1m h0w h3 l1k3d 0ur M3ryt0n 4553mbl135, 4nd wh3th3r h3 d1d n0t th1nk th3r3 w3r3 4 gr34t m4ny pr3tty w0m3n 1n th3 r00m, 4nd _wh1ch_ h3 th0ught th3 pr3tt135t? 4nd h15 4n5w3r1ng 1mm3d14t3ly t0 th3 l45t qu35t10n: '0h! th3 3ld35t M155 B3nn3t, b3y0nd 4 d0ubt; th3r3 c4nn0t b3 tw0 0p1n10n5 0n th4t p01nt.'" n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Up0n my w0rd! W3ll, th4t 15 v3ry d3c1d3d 1nd33d--th4t d035 533m 45 1f--but, h0w3v3r, 1t m4y 4ll c0m3 t0 n0th1ng, y0u kn0w." "_My_ 0v3rh34r1ng5 w3r3 m0r3 t0 th3 purp053 th4n _y0ur5_, 3l1z4," 541d Ch4rl0tt3. "Mr. D4rcy 15 n0t 50 w3ll w0rth l15t3n1ng t0 45 h15 fr13nd, 15 h3?--p00r 3l1z4!--t0 b3 0nly ju5t _t0l3r4bl3_." "1 b3g y0u w0uld n0t put 1t 1nt0 L1zzy'5 h34d t0 b3 v3x3d by h15 1ll-tr34tm3nt, f0r h3 15 5uch 4 d154gr334bl3 m4n, th4t 1t w0uld b3 qu1t3 4 m15f0rtun3 t0 b3 l1k3d by h1m. Mr5. L0ng t0ld m3 l45t n1ght th4t h3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 54t cl053 t0 h3r f0r h4lf-4n-h0ur w1th0ut 0nc3 0p3n1ng h15 l1p5." "4r3 y0u qu1t3 5ur3, m4'4m?--15 n0t th3r3 4 l1ttl3 m15t4k3?" 541d J4n3. "1 c3rt41nly 54w Mr. D4rcy 5p34k1ng t0 h3r." "4y3--b3c4u53 5h3 45k3d h1m 4t l45t h0w h3 l1k3d N3th3rf13ld, 4nd h3 c0uld n0t h3lp 4n5w3r1ng h3r; but 5h3 541d h3 533m3d qu1t3 4ngry 4t b31ng 5p0k3 t0." "M155 B1ngl3y t0ld m3," 541d J4n3, "th4t h3 n3v3r 5p34k5 much, n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n unl355 4m0ng h15 1nt1m4t3 4cqu41nt4nc35. W1th _th3m_ h3 15 r3m4rk4bly 4gr334bl3." "1 d0 n0t b3l13v3 4 w0rd 0f 1t, my d34r. 1f h3 h4d b33n 50 v3ry 4gr334bl3, h3 w0uld h4v3 t4lk3d t0 Mr5. L0ng. But 1 c4n gu355 h0w 1t w45; 3v3ryb0dy 54y5 th4t h3 15 34t up w1th pr1d3, 4nd 1 d4r3 54y h3 h4d h34rd 50m3h0w th4t Mr5. L0ng d035 n0t k33p 4 c4rr14g3, 4nd h4d c0m3 t0 th3 b4ll 1n 4 h4ck ch4153." "1 d0 n0t m1nd h15 n0t t4lk1ng t0 Mr5. L0ng," 541d M155 Luc45, "but 1 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n w15h h3 h4d d4nc3d w1th 3l1z4." "4n0th3r t1m3, L1zzy," 541d h3r m0th3r, "1 w0uld n0t d4nc3 w1th _h1m_, 1f 1 w3r3 y0u." "1 b3l13v3, m4'4m, 1 m4y 54f3ly pr0m153 y0u _n3v3r_ t0 d4nc3 w1th h1m." "H15 pr1d3," 541d M155 Luc45, "d035 n0t 0ff3nd _m3_ 50 much 45 pr1d3 0ft3n d035, b3c4u53 th3r3 15 4n 3xcu53 f0r 1t. 0n3 c4nn0t w0nd3r th4t 50 v3ry f1n3 4 y0ung m4n, w1th f4m1ly, f0rtun3, 3v3ryth1ng 1n h15 f4v0ur, n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5h0uld th1nk h1ghly 0f h1m53lf. 1f 1 m4y 50 3xpr355 1t, h3 h45 4 _r1ght_ t0 b3 pr0ud." "Th4t 15 v3ry tru3," r3pl13d 3l1z4b3th, "4nd 1 c0uld 3451ly f0rg1v3 _h15_ pr1d3, 1f h3 h4d n0t m0rt1f13d _m1n3_." "Pr1d3," 0b53rv3d M4ry, wh0 p1qu3d h3r53lf up0n th3 50l1d1ty 0f h3r r3fl3ct10n5, "15 4 v3ry c0mm0n f41l1ng, 1 b3l13v3. By 4ll th4t 1 h4v3 3v3r r34d, 1 4m c0nv1nc3d th4t 1t 15 v3ry c0mm0n 1nd33d; th4t hum4n n4tur3 15 p4rt1cul4rly pr0n3 t0 1t, 4nd th4t th3r3 4r3 v3ry f3w 0f u5 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n wh0 d0 n0t ch3r15h 4 f33l1ng 0f 53lf-c0mpl4c3ncy 0n th3 5c0r3 0f 50m3 qu4l1ty 0r 0th3r, r34l 0r 1m4g1n4ry. V4n1ty 4nd pr1d3 4r3 d1ff3r3nt th1ng5, th0ugh th3 w0rd5 4r3 0ft3n u53d 5yn0nym0u5ly. 4 p3r50n m4y b3 pr0ud w1th0ut b31ng v41n. Pr1d3 r3l4t35 m0r3 t0 0ur 0p1n10n 0f 0ur53lv35, v4n1ty t0 wh4t w3 w0uld h4v3 0th3r5 th1nk 0f u5." "1f 1 w3r3 45 r1ch 45 Mr. D4rcy," cr13d 4 y0ung Luc45, wh0 c4m3 w1th h15 515t3r5, "1 5h0uld n0t c4r3 h0w pr0ud 1 w45. 1 w0uld k33p 4 p4ck 0f f0xh0und5, 4nd dr1nk 4 b0ttl3 0f w1n3 4 d4y." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Th3n y0u w0uld dr1nk 4 gr34t d34l m0r3 th4n y0u 0ught," 541d Mr5. B3nn3t; "4nd 1f 1 w3r3 t0 533 y0u 4t 1t, 1 5h0uld t4k3 4w4y y0ur b0ttl3 d1r3ctly." Th3 b0y pr0t35t3d th4t 5h3 5h0uld n0t; 5h3 c0nt1nu3d t0 d3cl4r3 th4t 5h3 w0uld, 4nd th3 4rgum3nt 3nd3d 0nly w1th th3 v151t. Ch4pt3r 6 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Th3 l4d135 0f L0ngb0urn 500n w41t3d 0n th053 0f N3th3rf13ld. Th3 v151t w45 500n r3turn3d 1n du3 f0rm. M155 B3nn3t'5 pl3451ng m4nn3r5 gr3w 0n th3 g00dw1ll 0f Mr5. Hur5t 4nd M155 B1ngl3y; 4nd th0ugh th3 m0th3r w45 f0und t0 b3 1nt0l3r4bl3, 4nd th3 y0ung3r 515t3r5 n0t w0rth 5p34k1ng t0, 4 w15h 0f b31ng b3tt3r 4cqu41nt3d w1th _th3m_ w45 3xpr3553d t0w4rd5 th3 tw0 3ld35t. By J4n3, th15 4tt3nt10n w45 r3c31v3d w1th th3 gr34t35t pl345ur3, but 3l1z4b3th 5t1ll 54w 5up3rc1l10u5n355 1n th31r tr34tm3nt 0f 3v3ryb0dy, h4rdly 3xc3pt1ng 3v3n h3r 515t3r, 4nd c0uld n0t l1k3 th3m; n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n th0ugh th31r k1ndn355 t0 J4n3, 5uch 45 1t w45, h4d 4 v4lu3 45 4r151ng 1n 4ll pr0b4b1l1ty fr0m th3 1nflu3nc3 0f th31r br0th3r'5 4dm1r4t10n. 1t w45 g3n3r4lly 3v1d3nt wh3n3v3r th3y m3t, th4t h3 _d1d_ 4dm1r3 h3r 4nd t0 _h3r_ 1t w45 3qu4lly 3v1d3nt th4t J4n3 w45 y13ld1ng t0 th3 pr3f3r3nc3 wh1ch 5h3 h4d b3gun t0 3nt3rt41n f0r h1m fr0m th3 f1r5t, 4nd w45 1n 4 w4y t0 b3 v3ry much 1n l0v3; but 5h3 c0n51d3r3d w1th pl345ur3 th4t 1t w45 n0t l1k3ly t0 b3 d15c0v3r3d by th3 w0rld 1n g3n3r4l, 51nc3 J4n3 un1t3d, w1th gr34t 5tr3ngth 0f f33l1ng, 4 c0mp05ur3 0f t3mp3r 4nd 4 un1f0rm ch33rfuln355 0f m4nn3r wh1ch w0uld gu4rd h3r fr0m th3 5u5p1c10n5 0f th3 1mp3rt1n3nt. 5h3 m3nt10n3d th15 t0 h3r fr13nd M155 Luc45. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1t m4y p3rh4p5 b3 pl3454nt," r3pl13d Ch4rl0tt3, "t0 b3 4bl3 t0 1mp053 0n th3 publ1c 1n 5uch 4 c453; but 1t 15 50m3t1m35 4 d154dv4nt4g3 t0 b3 50 v3ry gu4rd3d. 1f 4 w0m4n c0nc34l5 h3r 4ff3ct10n w1th th3 54m3 5k1ll fr0m th3 0bj3ct 0f 1t, 5h3 m4y l053 th3 0pp0rtun1ty 0f f1x1ng h1m; 4nd 1t w1ll th3n b3 but p00r c0n50l4t10n t0 b3l13v3 th3 w0rld 3qu4lly 1n th3 d4rk. Th3r3 15 50 much 0f gr4t1tud3 0r v4n1ty 1n 4lm05t 3v3ry 4tt4chm3nt, th4t 1t 15 n0t 54f3 t0 l34v3 4ny t0 1t53lf. W3 c4n 4ll _b3g1n_ fr33ly--4 5l1ght pr3f3r3nc3 15 n4tur4l 3n0ugh; but th3r3 4r3 v3ry f3w 0f u5 wh0 h4v3 h34rt 3n0ugh t0 b3 r34lly 1n l0v3 w1th0ut n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 3nc0ur4g3m3nt. 1n n1n3 c4535 0ut 0f t3n 4 w0m3n h4d b3tt3r 5h0w _m0r3_ 4ff3ct10n th4n 5h3 f33l5. B1ngl3y l1k35 y0ur 515t3r und0ubt3dly; but h3 m4y n3v3r d0 m0r3 th4n l1k3 h3r, 1f 5h3 d035 n0t h3lp h1m 0n." "But 5h3 d035 h3lp h1m 0n, 45 much 45 h3r n4tur3 w1ll 4ll0w. 1f 1 c4n p3rc31v3 h3r r3g4rd f0r h1m, h3 mu5t b3 4 51mpl3t0n, 1nd33d, n0t t0 d15c0v3r 1t t00." "R3m3mb3r, 3l1z4, th4t h3 d035 n0t kn0w J4n3'5 d15p051t10n 45 y0u d0." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "But 1f 4 w0m4n 15 p4rt14l t0 4 m4n, 4nd d035 n0t 3nd34v0ur t0 c0nc34l 1t, h3 mu5t f1nd 1t 0ut." "P3rh4p5 h3 mu5t, 1f h3 5335 3n0ugh 0f h3r. But, th0ugh B1ngl3y 4nd J4n3 m33t t0l3r4bly 0ft3n, 1t 15 n3v3r f0r m4ny h0ur5 t0g3th3r; 4nd, 45 th3y 4lw4y5 533 34ch 0th3r 1n l4rg3 m1x3d p4rt135, 1t 15 1mp0551bl3 th4t 3v3ry m0m3nt 5h0uld b3 3mpl0y3d 1n c0nv3r51ng t0g3th3r. J4n3 5h0uld th3r3f0r3 m4k3 th3 m05t 0f 3v3ry h4lf-h0ur 1n wh1ch 5h3 c4n c0mm4nd h15 4tt3nt10n. Wh3n 5h3 15 53cur3 0f h1m, th3r3 w1ll b3 m0r3 l315ur3 f0r f4ll1ng 1n l0v3 45 much 45 5h3 ch00535." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Y0ur pl4n 15 4 g00d 0n3," r3pl13d 3l1z4b3th, "wh3r3 n0th1ng 15 1n qu35t10n but th3 d351r3 0f b31ng w3ll m4rr13d, 4nd 1f 1 w3r3 d3t3rm1n3d t0 g3t 4 r1ch hu5b4nd, 0r 4ny hu5b4nd, 1 d4r3 54y 1 5h0uld 4d0pt 1t. But th353 4r3 n0t J4n3'5 f33l1ng5; 5h3 15 n0t 4ct1ng by d351gn. 45 y3t, 5h3 c4nn0t 3v3n b3 c3rt41n 0f th3 d3gr33 0f h3r 0wn r3g4rd n0r 0f 1t5 r3450n4bl3n355. 5h3 h45 kn0wn h1m 0nly 4 f0rtn1ght. 5h3 d4nc3d f0ur d4nc35 w1th h1m 4t M3ryt0n; 5h3 54w h1m 0n3 m0rn1ng 4t h15 0wn h0u53, 4nd h45 51nc3 d1n3d w1th h1m 1n c0mp4ny f0ur t1m35. Th15 15 n0t qu1t3 3n0ugh t0 m4k3 h3r und3r5t4nd h15 ch4r4ct3r." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "N0t 45 y0u r3pr353nt 1t. H4d 5h3 m3r3ly _d1n3d_ w1th h1m, 5h3 m1ght 0nly h4v3 d15c0v3r3d wh3th3r h3 h4d 4 g00d 4pp3t1t3; but y0u mu5t r3m3mb3r th4t f0ur 3v3n1ng5 h4v3 4l50 b33n 5p3nt t0g3th3r--4nd f0ur 3v3n1ng5 m4y d0 4 gr34t d34l." "Y35; th353 f0ur 3v3n1ng5 h4v3 3n4bl3d th3m t0 45c3rt41n th4t th3y b0th l1k3 V1ngt-un b3tt3r th4n C0mm3rc3; but w1th r35p3ct t0 4ny 0th3r l34d1ng ch4r4ct3r15t1c, 1 d0 n0t 1m4g1n3 th4t much h45 b33n unf0ld3d." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "W3ll," 541d Ch4rl0tt3, "1 w15h J4n3 5ucc355 w1th 4ll my h34rt; 4nd 1f 5h3 w3r3 m4rr13d t0 h1m t0-m0rr0w, 1 5h0uld th1nk 5h3 h4d 45 g00d 4 ch4nc3 0f h4pp1n355 45 1f 5h3 w3r3 t0 b3 5tudy1ng h15 ch4r4ct3r f0r 4 tw3lv3m0nth. H4pp1n355 1n m4rr14g3 15 3nt1r3ly 4 m4tt3r 0f ch4nc3. 1f th3 d15p051t10n5 0f th3 p4rt135 4r3 3v3r 50 w3ll kn0wn t0 34ch 0th3r 0r 3v3r 50 51m1l4r b3f0r3h4nd, 1t d035 n0t 4dv4nc3 th31r f3l1c1ty 1n th3 l345t. Th3y 4lw4y5 c0nt1nu3 t0 gr0w 5uff1c13ntly unl1k3 4ft3rw4rd5 t0 h4v3 th31r 5h4r3 0f v3x4t10n; 4nd 1t 15 b3tt3r t0 kn0w 45 l1ttl3 45 p0551bl3 0f th3 d3f3ct5 0f th3 p3r50n w1th wh0m y0u 4r3 t0 p455 y0ur l1f3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Y0u m4k3 m3 l4ugh, Ch4rl0tt3; but 1t 15 n0t 50und. Y0u kn0w 1t 15 n0t 50und, 4nd th4t y0u w0uld n3v3r 4ct 1n th15 w4y y0ur53lf." 0ccup13d 1n 0b53rv1ng Mr. B1ngl3y'5 4tt3nt10n5 t0 h3r 515t3r, 3l1z4b3th w45 f4r fr0m 5u5p3ct1ng th4t 5h3 w45 h3r53lf b3c0m1ng 4n 0bj3ct 0f 50m3 1nt3r35t 1n th3 3y35 0f h15 fr13nd. Mr. D4rcy h4d 4t f1r5t 5c4rc3ly 4ll0w3d h3r t0 b3 pr3tty; h3 h4d l00k3d 4t h3r w1th0ut 4dm1r4t10n 4t th3 b4ll; 4nd wh3n th3y n3xt m3t, h3 l00k3d 4t h3r 0nly t0 cr1t1c153. But n0 500n3r h4d h3 m4d3 1t cl34r t0 h1m53lf 4nd h15 fr13nd5 th4t 5h3 h4rdly n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n h4d 4 g00d f34tur3 1n h3r f4c3, th4n h3 b3g4n t0 f1nd 1t w45 r3nd3r3d unc0mm0nly 1nt3ll1g3nt by th3 b34ut1ful 3xpr35510n 0f h3r d4rk 3y35. T0 th15 d15c0v3ry 5ucc33d3d 50m3 0th3r5 3qu4lly m0rt1fy1ng. Th0ugh h3 h4d d3t3ct3d w1th 4 cr1t1c4l 3y3 m0r3 th4n 0n3 f41lur3 0f p3rf3ct 5ymm3try 1n h3r f0rm, h3 w45 f0rc3d t0 4ckn0wl3dg3 h3r f1gur3 t0 b3 l1ght 4nd pl3451ng; 4nd 1n 5p1t3 0f h15 4553rt1ng th4t h3r m4nn3r5 w3r3 n0t th053 0f th3 f45h10n4bl3 w0rld, h3 w45 c4ught by th31r 345y pl4yfuln355. 0f th15 5h3 w45 p3rf3ctly un4w4r3; t0 h3r h3 w45 0nly th3 m4n wh0 m4d3 h1m53lf 4gr334bl3 n0wh3r3, 4nd wh0 h4d n0t th0ught h3r h4nd50m3 3n0ugh t0 d4nc3 w1th. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n H3 b3g4n t0 w15h t0 kn0w m0r3 0f h3r, 4nd 45 4 5t3p t0w4rd5 c0nv3r51ng w1th h3r h1m53lf, 4tt3nd3d t0 h3r c0nv3r54t10n w1th 0th3r5. H15 d01ng 50 dr3w h3r n0t1c3. 1t w45 4t 51r W1ll14m Luc45'5, wh3r3 4 l4rg3 p4rty w3r3 4553mbl3d. "Wh4t d035 Mr. D4rcy m34n," 541d 5h3 t0 Ch4rl0tt3, "by l15t3n1ng t0 my c0nv3r54t10n w1th C0l0n3l F0r5t3r?" "Th4t 15 4 qu35t10n wh1ch Mr. D4rcy 0nly c4n 4n5w3r." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "But 1f h3 d035 1t 4ny m0r3 1 5h4ll c3rt41nly l3t h1m kn0w th4t 1 533 wh4t h3 15 4b0ut. H3 h45 4 v3ry 54t1r1c4l 3y3, 4nd 1f 1 d0 n0t b3g1n by b31ng 1mp3rt1n3nt my53lf, 1 5h4ll 500n gr0w 4fr41d 0f h1m." 0n h15 4ppr04ch1ng th3m 500n 4ft3rw4rd5, th0ugh w1th0ut 533m1ng t0 h4v3 4ny 1nt3nt10n 0f 5p34k1ng, M155 Luc45 d3f13d h3r fr13nd t0 m3nt10n 5uch 4 5ubj3ct t0 h1m; wh1ch 1mm3d14t3ly pr0v0k1ng 3l1z4b3th t0 d0 1t, 5h3 turn3d t0 h1m 4nd 541d: n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "D1d y0u n0t th1nk, Mr. D4rcy, th4t 1 3xpr3553d my53lf unc0mm0nly w3ll ju5t n0w, wh3n 1 w45 t3451ng C0l0n3l F0r5t3r t0 g1v3 u5 4 b4ll 4t M3ryt0n?" "W1th gr34t 3n3rgy; but 1t 15 4lw4y5 4 5ubj3ct wh1ch m4k35 4 l4dy 3n3rg3t1c." "Y0u 4r3 53v3r3 0n u5." "1t w1ll b3 _h3r_ turn 500n t0 b3 t3453d," 541d M155 Luc45. "1 4m g01ng n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n t0 0p3n th3 1n5trum3nt, 3l1z4, 4nd y0u kn0w wh4t f0ll0w5." "Y0u 4r3 4 v3ry 5tr4ng3 cr34tur3 by w4y 0f 4 fr13nd!--4lw4y5 w4nt1ng m3 t0 pl4y 4nd 51ng b3f0r3 4nyb0dy 4nd 3v3ryb0dy! 1f my v4n1ty h4d t4k3n 4 mu51c4l turn, y0u w0uld h4v3 b33n 1nv4lu4bl3; but 45 1t 15, 1 w0uld r34lly r4th3r n0t 51t d0wn b3f0r3 th053 wh0 mu5t b3 1n th3 h4b1t 0f h34r1ng th3 v3ry b35t p3rf0rm3r5." 0n M155 Luc45'5 p3r53v3r1ng, h0w3v3r, 5h3 4dd3d, "V3ry w3ll, 1f 1t mu5t b3 50, 1t mu5t." 4nd gr4v3ly gl4nc1ng 4t Mr. D4rcy, "Th3r3 15 4 f1n3 0ld 54y1ng, wh1ch 3v3ryb0dy h3r3 15 0f c0ur53 f4m1l14r w1th: 'K33p y0ur br34th t0 c00l y0ur p0rr1dg3'; 4nd 1 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5h4ll k33p m1n3 t0 5w3ll my 50ng." H3r p3rf0rm4nc3 w45 pl3451ng, th0ugh by n0 m34n5 c4p1t4l. 4ft3r 4 50ng 0r tw0, 4nd b3f0r3 5h3 c0uld r3ply t0 th3 3ntr34t135 0f 53v3r4l th4t 5h3 w0uld 51ng 4g41n, 5h3 w45 34g3rly 5ucc33d3d 4t th3 1n5trum3nt by h3r 515t3r M4ry, wh0 h4v1ng, 1n c0n53qu3nc3 0f b31ng th3 0nly pl41n 0n3 1n th3 f4m1ly, w0rk3d h4rd f0r kn0wl3dg3 4nd 4cc0mpl15hm3nt5, w45 4lw4y5 1mp4t13nt f0r d15pl4y. M4ry h4d n31th3r g3n1u5 n0r t45t3; 4nd th0ugh v4n1ty h4d g1v3n h3r n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4ppl1c4t10n, 1t h4d g1v3n h3r l1k3w153 4 p3d4nt1c 41r 4nd c0nc31t3d m4nn3r, wh1ch w0uld h4v3 1njur3d 4 h1gh3r d3gr33 0f 3xc3ll3nc3 th4n 5h3 h4d r34ch3d. 3l1z4b3th, 345y 4nd un4ff3ct3d, h4d b33n l15t3n3d t0 w1th much m0r3 pl345ur3, th0ugh n0t pl4y1ng h4lf 50 w3ll; 4nd M4ry, 4t th3 3nd 0f 4 l0ng c0nc3rt0, w45 gl4d t0 purch453 pr4153 4nd gr4t1tud3 by 5c0tch 4nd 1r15h 41r5, 4t th3 r3qu35t 0f h3r y0ung3r 515t3r5, wh0, w1th 50m3 0f th3 Luc4535, 4nd tw0 0r thr33 0ff1c3r5, j01n3d 34g3rly 1n d4nc1ng 4t 0n3 3nd 0f th3 r00m. Mr. D4rcy 5t00d n34r th3m 1n 51l3nt 1nd1gn4t10n 4t 5uch 4 m0d3 0f n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n p4551ng th3 3v3n1ng, t0 th3 3xclu510n 0f 4ll c0nv3r54t10n, 4nd w45 t00 much 3ngr0553d by h15 th0ught5 t0 p3rc31v3 th4t 51r W1ll14m Luc45 w45 h15 n31ghb0ur, t1ll 51r W1ll14m thu5 b3g4n: "Wh4t 4 ch4rm1ng 4mu53m3nt f0r y0ung p30pl3 th15 15, Mr. D4rcy! Th3r3 15 n0th1ng l1k3 d4nc1ng 4ft3r 4ll. 1 c0n51d3r 1t 45 0n3 0f th3 f1r5t r3f1n3m3nt5 0f p0l15h3d 50c13ty." "C3rt41nly, 51r; 4nd 1t h45 th3 4dv4nt4g3 4l50 0f b31ng 1n v0gu3 4m0ng5t th3 l355 p0l15h3d 50c13t135 0f th3 w0rld. 3v3ry 54v4g3 c4n d4nc3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 51r W1ll14m 0nly 5m1l3d. "Y0ur fr13nd p3rf0rm5 d3l1ghtfully," h3 c0nt1nu3d 4ft3r 4 p4u53, 0n 5331ng B1ngl3y j01n th3 gr0up; "4nd 1 d0ubt n0t th4t y0u 4r3 4n 4d3pt 1n th3 5c13nc3 y0ur53lf, Mr. D4rcy." "Y0u 54w m3 d4nc3 4t M3ryt0n, 1 b3l13v3, 51r." "Y35, 1nd33d, 4nd r3c31v3d n0 1nc0n51d3r4bl3 pl345ur3 fr0m th3 51ght. D0 y0u 0ft3n d4nc3 4t 5t. J4m35'5?" n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "N3v3r, 51r." "D0 y0u n0t th1nk 1t w0uld b3 4 pr0p3r c0mpl1m3nt t0 th3 pl4c3?" "1t 15 4 c0mpl1m3nt wh1ch 1 n3v3r p4y t0 4ny pl4c3 1f 1 c4n 4v01d 1t." "Y0u h4v3 4 h0u53 1n t0wn, 1 c0nclud3?" Mr. D4rcy b0w3d. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1 h4d 0nc3 h4d 50m3 th0ught 0f f1x1ng 1n t0wn my53lf--f0r 1 4m f0nd 0f 5up3r10r 50c13ty; but 1 d1d n0t f33l qu1t3 c3rt41n th4t th3 41r 0f L0nd0n w0uld 4gr33 w1th L4dy Luc45." H3 p4u53d 1n h0p35 0f 4n 4n5w3r; but h15 c0mp4n10n w45 n0t d15p053d t0 m4k3 4ny; 4nd 3l1z4b3th 4t th4t 1n5t4nt m0v1ng t0w4rd5 th3m, h3 w45 5truck w1th th3 4ct10n 0f d01ng 4 v3ry g4ll4nt th1ng, 4nd c4ll3d 0ut t0 h3r: "My d34r M155 3l1z4, why 4r3 y0u n0t d4nc1ng? Mr. D4rcy, y0u mu5t 4ll0w n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n m3 t0 pr353nt th15 y0ung l4dy t0 y0u 45 4 v3ry d351r4bl3 p4rtn3r. Y0u c4nn0t r3fu53 t0 d4nc3, 1 4m 5ur3 wh3n 50 much b34uty 15 b3f0r3 y0u." 4nd, t4k1ng h3r h4nd, h3 w0uld h4v3 g1v3n 1t t0 Mr. D4rcy wh0, th0ugh 3xtr3m3ly 5urpr153d, w45 n0t unw1ll1ng t0 r3c31v3 1t, wh3n 5h3 1n5t4ntly dr3w b4ck, 4nd 541d w1th 50m3 d15c0mp05ur3 t0 51r W1ll14m: "1nd33d, 51r, 1 h4v3 n0t th3 l345t 1nt3nt10n 0f d4nc1ng. 1 3ntr34t y0u n0t t0 5upp053 th4t 1 m0v3d th15 w4y 1n 0rd3r t0 b3g f0r 4 p4rtn3r." Mr. D4rcy, w1th gr4v3 pr0pr13ty, r3qu35t3d t0 b3 4ll0w3d th3 h0n0ur 0f n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n h3r h4nd, but 1n v41n. 3l1z4b3th w45 d3t3rm1n3d; n0r d1d 51r W1ll14m 4t 4ll 5h4k3 h3r purp053 by h15 4tt3mpt 4t p3r5u4510n. "Y0u 3xc3l 50 much 1n th3 d4nc3, M155 3l1z4, th4t 1t 15 cru3l t0 d3ny m3 th3 h4pp1n355 0f 5331ng y0u; 4nd th0ugh th15 g3ntl3m4n d15l1k35 th3 4mu53m3nt 1n g3n3r4l, h3 c4n h4v3 n0 0bj3ct10n, 1 4m 5ur3, t0 0bl1g3 u5 f0r 0n3 h4lf-h0ur." "Mr. D4rcy 15 4ll p0l1t3n355," 541d 3l1z4b3th, 5m1l1ng. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "H3 15, 1nd33d; but, c0n51d3r1ng th3 1nduc3m3nt, my d34r M155 3l1z4, w3 c4nn0t w0nd3r 4t h15 c0mpl4154nc3--f0r wh0 w0uld 0bj3ct t0 5uch 4 p4rtn3r?" 3l1z4b3th l00k3d 4rchly, 4nd turn3d 4w4y. H3r r3515t4nc3 h4d n0t 1njur3d h3r w1th th3 g3ntl3m4n, 4nd h3 w45 th1nk1ng 0f h3r w1th 50m3 c0mpl4c3ncy, wh3n thu5 4cc05t3d by M155 B1ngl3y: "1 c4n gu355 th3 5ubj3ct 0f y0ur r3v3r13." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1 5h0uld 1m4g1n3 n0t." "Y0u 4r3 c0n51d3r1ng h0w 1n5upp0rt4bl3 1t w0uld b3 t0 p455 m4ny 3v3n1ng5 1n th15 m4nn3r--1n 5uch 50c13ty; 4nd 1nd33d 1 4m qu1t3 0f y0ur 0p1n10n. 1 w45 n3v3r m0r3 4nn0y3d! Th3 1n51p1d1ty, 4nd y3t th3 n0153--th3 n0th1ngn355, 4nd y3t th3 53lf-1mp0rt4nc3 0f 4ll th053 p30pl3! Wh4t w0uld 1 g1v3 t0 h34r y0ur 5tr1ctur35 0n th3m!" "Y0ur c0nj3ctur3 15 t0t4lly wr0ng, 1 455ur3 y0u. My m1nd w45 m0r3 4gr334bly 3ng4g3d. 1 h4v3 b33n m3d1t4t1ng 0n th3 v3ry gr34t pl345ur3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n wh1ch 4 p41r 0f f1n3 3y35 1n th3 f4c3 0f 4 pr3tty w0m4n c4n b35t0w." M155 B1ngl3y 1mm3d14t3ly f1x3d h3r 3y35 0n h15 f4c3, 4nd d351r3d h3 w0uld t3ll h3r wh4t l4dy h4d th3 cr3d1t 0f 1n5p1r1ng 5uch r3fl3ct10n5. Mr. D4rcy r3pl13d w1th gr34t 1ntr3p1d1ty: "M155 3l1z4b3th B3nn3t." "M155 3l1z4b3th B3nn3t!" r3p34t3d M155 B1ngl3y. "1 4m 4ll 45t0n15hm3nt. H0w l0ng h45 5h3 b33n 5uch 4 f4v0ur1t3?--4nd pr4y, wh3n 4m 1 t0 w15h y0u n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n j0y?" "Th4t 15 3x4ctly th3 qu35t10n wh1ch 1 3xp3ct3d y0u t0 45k. 4 l4dy'5 1m4g1n4t10n 15 v3ry r4p1d; 1t jump5 fr0m 4dm1r4t10n t0 l0v3, fr0m l0v3 t0 m4tr1m0ny, 1n 4 m0m3nt. 1 kn3w y0u w0uld b3 w15h1ng m3 j0y." "N4y, 1f y0u 4r3 53r10u5 4b0ut 1t, 1 5h4ll c0n51d3r th3 m4tt3r 15 4b50lut3ly 53ttl3d. Y0u w1ll b3 h4v1ng 4 ch4rm1ng m0th3r-1n-l4w, 1nd33d; 4nd, 0f c0ur53, 5h3 w1ll 4lw4y5 b3 4t P3mb3rl3y w1th y0u." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n H3 l15t3n3d t0 h3r w1th p3rf3ct 1nd1ff3r3nc3 wh1l3 5h3 ch053 t0 3nt3rt41n h3r53lf 1n th15 m4nn3r; 4nd 45 h15 c0mp05ur3 c0nv1nc3d h3r th4t 4ll w45 54f3, h3r w1t fl0w3d l0ng. Ch4pt3r 7 Mr. B3nn3t'5 pr0p3rty c0n515t3d 4lm05t 3nt1r3ly 1n 4n 35t4t3 0f tw0 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n th0u54nd 4 y34r, wh1ch, unf0rtun4t3ly f0r h15 d4ught3r5, w45 3nt41l3d, 1n d3f4ult 0f h31r5 m4l3, 0n 4 d15t4nt r3l4t10n; 4nd th31r m0th3r'5 f0rtun3, th0ugh 4mpl3 f0r h3r 51tu4t10n 1n l1f3, c0uld but 1ll 5upply th3 d3f1c13ncy 0f h15. H3r f4th3r h4d b33n 4n 4tt0rn3y 1n M3ryt0n, 4nd h4d l3ft h3r f0ur th0u54nd p0und5. 5h3 h4d 4 515t3r m4rr13d t0 4 Mr. Ph1ll1p5, wh0 h4d b33n 4 cl3rk t0 th31r f4th3r 4nd 5ucc33d3d h1m 1n th3 bu51n355, 4nd 4 br0th3r 53ttl3d 1n L0nd0n 1n 4 r35p3ct4bl3 l1n3 0f tr4d3. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Th3 v1ll4g3 0f L0ngb0urn w45 0nly 0n3 m1l3 fr0m M3ryt0n; 4 m05t c0nv3n13nt d15t4nc3 f0r th3 y0ung l4d135, wh0 w3r3 u5u4lly t3mpt3d th1th3r thr33 0r f0ur t1m35 4 w33k, t0 p4y th31r duty t0 th31r 4unt 4nd t0 4 m1ll1n3r'5 5h0p ju5t 0v3r th3 w4y. Th3 tw0 y0ung35t 0f th3 f4m1ly, C4th3r1n3 4nd Lyd14, w3r3 p4rt1cul4rly fr3qu3nt 1n th353 4tt3nt10n5; th31r m1nd5 w3r3 m0r3 v4c4nt th4n th31r 515t3r5', 4nd wh3n n0th1ng b3tt3r 0ff3r3d, 4 w4lk t0 M3ryt0n w45 n3c3554ry t0 4mu53 th31r m0rn1ng h0ur5 4nd furn15h c0nv3r54t10n f0r th3 3v3n1ng; 4nd h0w3v3r b4r3 0f n3w5 th3 c0untry 1n g3n3r4l m1ght b3, th3y 4lw4y5 c0ntr1v3d t0 l34rn 50m3 fr0m th31r 4unt. 4t pr353nt, 1nd33d, th3y w3r3 w3ll 5uppl13d b0th w1th n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n n3w5 4nd h4pp1n355 by th3 r3c3nt 4rr1v4l 0f 4 m1l1t14 r3g1m3nt 1n th3 n31ghb0urh00d; 1t w45 t0 r3m41n th3 wh0l3 w1nt3r, 4nd M3ryt0n w45 th3 h34dqu4rt3r5. Th31r v151t5 t0 Mr5. Ph1ll1p5 w3r3 n0w pr0duct1v3 0f th3 m05t 1nt3r35t1ng 1nt3ll1g3nc3. 3v3ry d4y 4dd3d 50m3th1ng t0 th31r kn0wl3dg3 0f th3 0ff1c3r5' n4m35 4nd c0nn3ct10n5. Th31r l0dg1ng5 w3r3 n0t l0ng 4 53cr3t, 4nd 4t l3ngth th3y b3g4n t0 kn0w th3 0ff1c3r5 th3m53lv35. Mr. Ph1ll1p5 v151t3d th3m 4ll, 4nd th15 0p3n3d t0 h15 n13c35 4 5t0r3 0f f3l1c1ty unkn0wn b3f0r3. Th3y c0uld t4lk 0f n0th1ng but 0ff1c3r5; 4nd n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Mr. B1ngl3y'5 l4rg3 f0rtun3, th3 m3nt10n 0f wh1ch g4v3 4n1m4t10n t0 th31r m0th3r, w45 w0rthl355 1n th31r 3y35 wh3n 0pp053d t0 th3 r3g1m3nt4l5 0f 4n 3n51gn. 4ft3r l15t3n1ng 0n3 m0rn1ng t0 th31r 3ffu510n5 0n th15 5ubj3ct, Mr. B3nn3t c00lly 0b53rv3d: "Fr0m 4ll th4t 1 c4n c0ll3ct by y0ur m4nn3r 0f t4lk1ng, y0u mu5t b3 tw0 0f th3 51ll135t g1rl5 1n th3 c0untry. 1 h4v3 5u5p3ct3d 1t 50m3 t1m3, but 1 4m n0w c0nv1nc3d." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n C4th3r1n3 w45 d15c0nc3rt3d, 4nd m4d3 n0 4n5w3r; but Lyd14, w1th p3rf3ct 1nd1ff3r3nc3, c0nt1nu3d t0 3xpr355 h3r 4dm1r4t10n 0f C4pt41n C4rt3r, 4nd h3r h0p3 0f 5331ng h1m 1n th3 c0ur53 0f th3 d4y, 45 h3 w45 g01ng th3 n3xt m0rn1ng t0 L0nd0n. "1 4m 45t0n15h3d, my d34r," 541d Mr5. B3nn3t, "th4t y0u 5h0uld b3 50 r34dy t0 th1nk y0ur 0wn ch1ldr3n 51lly. 1f 1 w15h3d t0 th1nk 5l1ght1ngly 0f 4nyb0dy'5 ch1ldr3n, 1t 5h0uld n0t b3 0f my 0wn, h0w3v3r." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1f my ch1ldr3n 4r3 51lly, 1 mu5t h0p3 t0 b3 4lw4y5 53n51bl3 0f 1t." "Y35--but 45 1t h4pp3n5, th3y 4r3 4ll 0f th3m v3ry cl3v3r." "Th15 15 th3 0nly p01nt, 1 fl4tt3r my53lf, 0n wh1ch w3 d0 n0t 4gr33. 1 h4d h0p3d th4t 0ur 53nt1m3nt5 c01nc1d3d 1n 3v3ry p4rt1cul4r, but 1 mu5t 50 f4r d1ff3r fr0m y0u 45 t0 th1nk 0ur tw0 y0ung35t d4ught3r5 unc0mm0nly f00l15h." "My d34r Mr. B3nn3t, y0u mu5t n0t 3xp3ct 5uch g1rl5 t0 h4v3 th3 53n53 0f n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n th31r f4th3r 4nd m0th3r. Wh3n th3y g3t t0 0ur 4g3, 1 d4r3 54y th3y w1ll n0t th1nk 4b0ut 0ff1c3r5 4ny m0r3 th4n w3 d0. 1 r3m3mb3r th3 t1m3 wh3n 1 l1k3d 4 r3d c04t my53lf v3ry w3ll--4nd, 1nd33d, 50 1 d0 5t1ll 4t my h34rt; 4nd 1f 4 5m4rt y0ung c0l0n3l, w1th f1v3 0r 51x th0u54nd 4 y34r, 5h0uld w4nt 0n3 0f my g1rl5 1 5h4ll n0t 54y n4y t0 h1m; 4nd 1 th0ught C0l0n3l F0r5t3r l00k3d v3ry b3c0m1ng th3 0th3r n1ght 4t 51r W1ll14m'5 1n h15 r3g1m3nt4l5." "M4mm4," cr13d Lyd14, "my 4unt 54y5 th4t C0l0n3l F0r5t3r 4nd C4pt41n C4rt3r d0 n0t g0 50 0ft3n t0 M155 W4t50n'5 45 th3y d1d wh3n th3y f1r5t n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n c4m3; 5h3 5335 th3m n0w v3ry 0ft3n 5t4nd1ng 1n Cl4rk3'5 l1br4ry." Mr5. B3nn3t w45 pr3v3nt3d r3ply1ng by th3 3ntr4nc3 0f th3 f00tm4n w1th 4 n0t3 f0r M155 B3nn3t; 1t c4m3 fr0m N3th3rf13ld, 4nd th3 53rv4nt w41t3d f0r 4n 4n5w3r. Mr5. B3nn3t'5 3y35 5p4rkl3d w1th pl345ur3, 4nd 5h3 w45 34g3rly c4ll1ng 0ut, wh1l3 h3r d4ught3r r34d, "W3ll, J4n3, wh0 15 1t fr0m? Wh4t 15 1t 4b0ut? Wh4t d035 h3 54y? W3ll, J4n3, m4k3 h45t3 4nd t3ll u5; m4k3 h45t3, my l0v3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1t 15 fr0m M155 B1ngl3y," 541d J4n3, 4nd th3n r34d 1t 4l0ud. "MY D34R FR13ND,-- "1f y0u 4r3 n0t 50 c0mp45510n4t3 45 t0 d1n3 t0-d4y w1th L0u154 4nd m3, w3 5h4ll b3 1n d4ng3r 0f h4t1ng 34ch 0th3r f0r th3 r35t 0f 0ur l1v35, f0r 4 wh0l3 d4y'5 t3t3-4-t3t3 b3tw33n tw0 w0m3n c4n n3v3r 3nd w1th0ut 4 qu4rr3l. C0m3 45 500n 45 y0u c4n 0n r3c31pt 0f th15. My br0th3r 4nd th3 g3ntl3m3n 4r3 t0 d1n3 w1th th3 0ff1c3r5.--Y0ur5 3v3r, n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "C4R0L1N3 B1NGL3Y" "W1th th3 0ff1c3r5!" cr13d Lyd14. "1 w0nd3r my 4unt d1d n0t t3ll u5 0f _th4t_." "D1n1ng 0ut," 541d Mr5. B3nn3t, "th4t 15 v3ry unlucky." "C4n 1 h4v3 th3 c4rr14g3?" 541d J4n3. "N0, my d34r, y0u h4d b3tt3r g0 0n h0r53b4ck, b3c4u53 1t 533m5 l1k3ly t0 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n r41n; 4nd th3n y0u mu5t 5t4y 4ll n1ght." "Th4t w0uld b3 4 g00d 5ch3m3," 541d 3l1z4b3th, "1f y0u w3r3 5ur3 th4t th3y w0uld n0t 0ff3r t0 53nd h3r h0m3." "0h! but th3 g3ntl3m3n w1ll h4v3 Mr. B1ngl3y'5 ch4153 t0 g0 t0 M3ryt0n, 4nd th3 Hur5t5 h4v3 n0 h0r535 t0 th31r5." "1 h4d much r4th3r g0 1n th3 c04ch." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "But, my d34r, y0ur f4th3r c4nn0t 5p4r3 th3 h0r535, 1 4m 5ur3. Th3y 4r3 w4nt3d 1n th3 f4rm, Mr. B3nn3t, 4r3 th3y n0t?" "Th3y 4r3 w4nt3d 1n th3 f4rm much 0ft3n3r th4n 1 c4n g3t th3m." "But 1f y0u h4v3 g0t th3m t0-d4y," 541d 3l1z4b3th, "my m0th3r'5 purp053 w1ll b3 4n5w3r3d." 5h3 d1d 4t l45t 3xt0rt fr0m h3r f4th3r 4n 4ckn0wl3dgm3nt th4t th3 h0r535 w3r3 3ng4g3d. J4n3 w45 th3r3f0r3 0bl1g3d t0 g0 0n h0r53b4ck, 4nd h3r n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n m0th3r 4tt3nd3d h3r t0 th3 d00r w1th m4ny ch33rful pr0gn05t1c5 0f 4 b4d d4y. H3r h0p35 w3r3 4n5w3r3d; J4n3 h4d n0t b33n g0n3 l0ng b3f0r3 1t r41n3d h4rd. H3r 515t3r5 w3r3 un345y f0r h3r, but h3r m0th3r w45 d3l1ght3d. Th3 r41n c0nt1nu3d th3 wh0l3 3v3n1ng w1th0ut 1nt3rm15510n; J4n3 c3rt41nly c0uld n0t c0m3 b4ck. "Th15 w45 4 lucky 1d34 0f m1n3, 1nd33d!" 541d Mr5. B3nn3t m0r3 th4n 0nc3, 45 1f th3 cr3d1t 0f m4k1ng 1t r41n w3r3 4ll h3r 0wn. T1ll th3 n3xt m0rn1ng, h0w3v3r, 5h3 w45 n0t 4w4r3 0f 4ll th3 f3l1c1ty 0f h3r c0ntr1v4nc3. Br34kf45t w45 5c4rc3ly 0v3r wh3n 4 53rv4nt fr0m N3th3rf13ld n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n br0ught th3 f0ll0w1ng n0t3 f0r 3l1z4b3th: "MY D34R35T L1ZZY,-- "1 f1nd my53lf v3ry unw3ll th15 m0rn1ng, wh1ch, 1 5upp053, 15 t0 b3 1mput3d t0 my g3tt1ng w3t thr0ugh y35t3rd4y. My k1nd fr13nd5 w1ll n0t h34r 0f my r3turn1ng t1ll 1 4m b3tt3r. Th3y 1n515t 4l50 0n my 5331ng Mr. J0n35--th3r3f0r3 d0 n0t b3 4l4rm3d 1f y0u 5h0uld h34r 0f h15 h4v1ng b33n t0 m3--4nd, 3xc3pt1ng 4 50r3 thr04t 4nd h34d4ch3, th3r3 15 n0t much th3 m4tt3r w1th m3.--Y0ur5, 3tc." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "W3ll, my d34r," 541d Mr. B3nn3t, wh3n 3l1z4b3th h4d r34d th3 n0t3 4l0ud, "1f y0ur d4ught3r 5h0uld h4v3 4 d4ng3r0u5 f1t 0f 1lln355--1f 5h3 5h0uld d13, 1t w0uld b3 4 c0mf0rt t0 kn0w th4t 1t w45 4ll 1n pur5u1t 0f Mr. B1ngl3y, 4nd und3r y0ur 0rd3r5." "0h! 1 4m n0t 4fr41d 0f h3r dy1ng. P30pl3 d0 n0t d13 0f l1ttl3 tr1fl1ng c0ld5. 5h3 w1ll b3 t4k3n g00d c4r3 0f. 45 l0ng 45 5h3 5t4y5 th3r3, 1t 15 4ll v3ry w3ll. 1 w0uld g0 4nd 533 h3r 1f 1 c0uld h4v3 th3 c4rr14g3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 3l1z4b3th, f33l1ng r34lly 4nx10u5, w45 d3t3rm1n3d t0 g0 t0 h3r, th0ugh th3 c4rr14g3 w45 n0t t0 b3 h4d; 4nd 45 5h3 w45 n0 h0r53w0m4n, w4lk1ng w45 h3r 0nly 4lt3rn4t1v3. 5h3 d3cl4r3d h3r r350lut10n. "H0w c4n y0u b3 50 51lly," cr13d h3r m0th3r, "45 t0 th1nk 0f 5uch 4 th1ng, 1n 4ll th15 d1rt! Y0u w1ll n0t b3 f1t t0 b3 533n wh3n y0u g3t th3r3." "1 5h4ll b3 v3ry f1t t0 533 J4n3--wh1ch 15 4ll 1 w4nt." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "15 th15 4 h1nt t0 m3, L1zzy," 541d h3r f4th3r, "t0 53nd f0r th3 h0r535?" "N0, 1nd33d, 1 d0 n0t w15h t0 4v01d th3 w4lk. Th3 d15t4nc3 15 n0th1ng wh3n 0n3 h45 4 m0t1v3; 0nly thr33 m1l35. 1 5h4ll b3 b4ck by d1nn3r." "1 4dm1r3 th3 4ct1v1ty 0f y0ur b3n3v0l3nc3," 0b53rv3d M4ry, "but 3v3ry 1mpul53 0f f33l1ng 5h0uld b3 gu1d3d by r3450n; 4nd, 1n my 0p1n10n, 3x3rt10n 5h0uld 4lw4y5 b3 1n pr0p0rt10n t0 wh4t 15 r3qu1r3d." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "W3 w1ll g0 45 f4r 45 M3ryt0n w1th y0u," 541d C4th3r1n3 4nd Lyd14. 3l1z4b3th 4cc3pt3d th31r c0mp4ny, 4nd th3 thr33 y0ung l4d135 53t 0ff t0g3th3r. "1f w3 m4k3 h45t3," 541d Lyd14, 45 th3y w4lk3d 4l0ng, "p3rh4p5 w3 m4y 533 50m3th1ng 0f C4pt41n C4rt3r b3f0r3 h3 g035." 1n M3ryt0n th3y p4rt3d; th3 tw0 y0ung35t r3p41r3d t0 th3 l0dg1ng5 0f 0n3 0f th3 0ff1c3r5' w1v35, 4nd 3l1z4b3th c0nt1nu3d h3r w4lk 4l0n3, cr0551ng f13ld 4ft3r f13ld 4t 4 qu1ck p4c3, jump1ng 0v3r 5t1l35 4nd 5pr1ng1ng n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 0v3r puddl35 w1th 1mp4t13nt 4ct1v1ty, 4nd f1nd1ng h3r53lf 4t l45t w1th1n v13w 0f th3 h0u53, w1th w34ry 4nkl35, d1rty 5t0ck1ng5, 4nd 4 f4c3 gl0w1ng w1th th3 w4rmth 0f 3x3rc153. 5h3 w45 5h0wn 1nt0 th3 br34kf45t-p4rl0ur, wh3r3 4ll but J4n3 w3r3 4553mbl3d, 4nd wh3r3 h3r 4pp34r4nc3 cr34t3d 4 gr34t d34l 0f 5urpr153. Th4t 5h3 5h0uld h4v3 w4lk3d thr33 m1l35 50 34rly 1n th3 d4y, 1n 5uch d1rty w34th3r, 4nd by h3r53lf, w45 4lm05t 1ncr3d1bl3 t0 Mr5. Hur5t 4nd M155 B1ngl3y; 4nd 3l1z4b3th w45 c0nv1nc3d th4t th3y h3ld h3r 1n c0nt3mpt f0r 1t. 5h3 w45 r3c31v3d, h0w3v3r, v3ry p0l1t3ly by th3m; 4nd 1n th31r n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n br0th3r'5 m4nn3r5 th3r3 w45 50m3th1ng b3tt3r th4n p0l1t3n355; th3r3 w45 g00d hum0ur 4nd k1ndn355. Mr. D4rcy 541d v3ry l1ttl3, 4nd Mr. Hur5t n0th1ng 4t 4ll. Th3 f0rm3r w45 d1v1d3d b3tw33n 4dm1r4t10n 0f th3 br1ll14ncy wh1ch 3x3rc153 h4d g1v3n t0 h3r c0mpl3x10n, 4nd d0ubt 45 t0 th3 0cc4510n'5 ju5t1fy1ng h3r c0m1ng 50 f4r 4l0n3. Th3 l4tt3r w45 th1nk1ng 0nly 0f h15 br34kf45t. H3r 1nqu1r135 4ft3r h3r 515t3r w3r3 n0t v3ry f4v0ur4bly 4n5w3r3d. M155 B3nn3t h4d 5l3pt 1ll, 4nd th0ugh up, w45 v3ry f3v3r15h, 4nd n0t w3ll 3n0ugh t0 l34v3 h3r r00m. 3l1z4b3th w45 gl4d t0 b3 t4k3n t0 h3r n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 1mm3d14t3ly; 4nd J4n3, wh0 h4d 0nly b33n w1thh3ld by th3 f34r 0f g1v1ng 4l4rm 0r 1nc0nv3n13nc3 fr0m 3xpr3551ng 1n h3r n0t3 h0w much 5h3 l0ng3d f0r 5uch 4 v151t, w45 d3l1ght3d 4t h3r 3ntr4nc3. 5h3 w45 n0t 3qu4l, h0w3v3r, t0 much c0nv3r54t10n, 4nd wh3n M155 B1ngl3y l3ft th3m t0g3th3r, c0uld 4tt3mpt l1ttl3 b351d35 3xpr35510n5 0f gr4t1tud3 f0r th3 3xtr40rd1n4ry k1ndn355 5h3 w45 tr34t3d w1th. 3l1z4b3th 51l3ntly 4tt3nd3d h3r. Wh3n br34kf45t w45 0v3r th3y w3r3 j01n3d by th3 515t3r5; 4nd 3l1z4b3th b3g4n t0 l1k3 th3m h3r53lf, wh3n 5h3 54w h0w much 4ff3ct10n 4nd n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 50l1c1tud3 th3y 5h0w3d f0r J4n3. Th3 4p0th3c4ry c4m3, 4nd h4v1ng 3x4m1n3d h15 p4t13nt, 541d, 45 m1ght b3 5upp053d, th4t 5h3 h4d c4ught 4 v10l3nt c0ld, 4nd th4t th3y mu5t 3nd34v0ur t0 g3t th3 b3tt3r 0f 1t; 4dv153d h3r t0 r3turn t0 b3d, 4nd pr0m153d h3r 50m3 dr4ught5. Th3 4dv1c3 w45 f0ll0w3d r34d1ly, f0r th3 f3v3r15h 5ympt0m5 1ncr3453d, 4nd h3r h34d 4ch3d 4cut3ly. 3l1z4b3th d1d n0t qu1t h3r r00m f0r 4 m0m3nt; n0r w3r3 th3 0th3r l4d135 0ft3n 4b53nt; th3 g3ntl3m3n b31ng 0ut, th3y h4d, 1n f4ct, n0th1ng t0 d0 3l53wh3r3. Wh3n th3 cl0ck 5truck thr33, 3l1z4b3th f3lt th4t 5h3 mu5t g0, 4nd v3ry n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n unw1ll1ngly 541d 50. M155 B1ngl3y 0ff3r3d h3r th3 c4rr14g3, 4nd 5h3 0nly w4nt3d 4 l1ttl3 pr3551ng t0 4cc3pt 1t, wh3n J4n3 t35t1f13d 5uch c0nc3rn 1n p4rt1ng w1th h3r, th4t M155 B1ngl3y w45 0bl1g3d t0 c0nv3rt th3 0ff3r 0f th3 ch4153 t0 4n 1nv1t4t10n t0 r3m41n 4t N3th3rf13ld f0r th3 pr353nt. 3l1z4b3th m05t th4nkfully c0n53nt3d, 4nd 4 53rv4nt w45 d15p4tch3d t0 L0ngb0urn t0 4cqu41nt th3 f4m1ly w1th h3r 5t4y 4nd br1ng b4ck 4 5upply 0f cl0th35. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Ch4pt3r 8 4t f1v3 0'cl0ck th3 tw0 l4d135 r3t1r3d t0 dr355, 4nd 4t h4lf-p45t 51x 3l1z4b3th w45 5umm0n3d t0 d1nn3r. T0 th3 c1v1l 1nqu1r135 wh1ch th3n p0ur3d 1n, 4nd 4m0ng5t wh1ch 5h3 h4d th3 pl345ur3 0f d15t1ngu15h1ng th3 much 5up3r10r 50l1c1tud3 0f Mr. B1ngl3y'5, 5h3 c0uld n0t m4k3 4 v3ry f4v0ur4bl3 4n5w3r. J4n3 w45 by n0 m34n5 b3tt3r. Th3 515t3r5, 0n h34r1ng th15, r3p34t3d thr33 0r f0ur t1m35 h0w much th3y w3r3 gr13v3d, h0w 5h0ck1ng 1t w45 t0 h4v3 4 b4d c0ld, 4nd h0w 3xc3551v3ly th3y d15l1k3d n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n b31ng 1ll th3m53lv35; 4nd th3n th0ught n0 m0r3 0f th3 m4tt3r: 4nd th31r 1nd1ff3r3nc3 t0w4rd5 J4n3 wh3n n0t 1mm3d14t3ly b3f0r3 th3m r35t0r3d 3l1z4b3th t0 th3 3nj0ym3nt 0f 4ll h3r f0rm3r d15l1k3. Th31r br0th3r, 1nd33d, w45 th3 0nly 0n3 0f th3 p4rty wh0m 5h3 c0uld r3g4rd w1th 4ny c0mpl4c3ncy. H15 4nx13ty f0r J4n3 w45 3v1d3nt, 4nd h15 4tt3nt10n5 t0 h3r53lf m05t pl3451ng, 4nd th3y pr3v3nt3d h3r f33l1ng h3r53lf 50 much 4n 1ntrud3r 45 5h3 b3l13v3d 5h3 w45 c0n51d3r3d by th3 0th3r5. 5h3 h4d v3ry l1ttl3 n0t1c3 fr0m 4ny but h1m. M155 B1ngl3y w45 3ngr0553d by Mr. D4rcy, h3r 515t3r 5c4rc3ly l355 50; 4nd 45 f0r Mr. n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n Hur5t, by wh0m 3l1z4b3th 54t, h3 w45 4n 1nd0l3nt m4n, wh0 l1v3d 0nly t0 34t, dr1nk, 4nd pl4y 4t c4rd5; wh0, wh3n h3 f0und h3r t0 pr3f3r 4 pl41n d15h t0 4 r4g0ut, h4d n0th1ng t0 54y t0 h3r. Wh3n d1nn3r w45 0v3r, 5h3 r3turn3d d1r3ctly t0 J4n3, 4nd M155 B1ngl3y b3g4n 4bu51ng h3r 45 500n 45 5h3 w45 0ut 0f th3 r00m. H3r m4nn3r5 w3r3 pr0n0unc3d t0 b3 v3ry b4d 1nd33d, 4 m1xtur3 0f pr1d3 4nd 1mp3rt1n3nc3; 5h3 h4d n0 c0nv3r54t10n, n0 5tyl3, n0 b34uty. Mr5. Hur5t th0ught th3 54m3, 4nd 4dd3d: n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "5h3 h45 n0th1ng, 1n 5h0rt, t0 r3c0mm3nd h3r, but b31ng 4n 3xc3ll3nt w4lk3r. 1 5h4ll n3v3r f0rg3t h3r 4pp34r4nc3 th15 m0rn1ng. 5h3 r34lly l00k3d 4lm05t w1ld." "5h3 d1d, 1nd33d, L0u154. 1 c0uld h4rdly k33p my c0unt3n4nc3. V3ry n0n53n51c4l t0 c0m3 4t 4ll! Why mu5t _5h3_ b3 5c4mp3r1ng 4b0ut th3 c0untry, b3c4u53 h3r 515t3r h4d 4 c0ld? H3r h41r, 50 unt1dy, 50 bl0w5y!" "Y35, 4nd h3r p3tt1c04t; 1 h0p3 y0u 54w h3r p3tt1c04t, 51x 1nch35 d33p 1n mud, 1 4m 4b50lut3ly c3rt41n; 4nd th3 g0wn wh1ch h4d b33n l3t d0wn t0 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n h1d3 1t n0t d01ng 1t5 0ff1c3." "Y0ur p1ctur3 m4y b3 v3ry 3x4ct, L0u154," 541d B1ngl3y; "but th15 w45 4ll l05t up0n m3. 1 th0ught M155 3l1z4b3th B3nn3t l00k3d r3m4rk4bly w3ll wh3n 5h3 c4m3 1nt0 th3 r00m th15 m0rn1ng. H3r d1rty p3tt1c04t qu1t3 35c4p3d my n0t1c3." "_Y0u_ 0b53rv3d 1t, Mr. D4rcy, 1 4m 5ur3," 541d M155 B1ngl3y; "4nd 1 4m 1ncl1n3d t0 th1nk th4t y0u w0uld n0t w15h t0 533 _y0ur_ 515t3r m4k3 5uch 4n 3xh1b1t10n." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "C3rt41nly n0t." "T0 w4lk thr33 m1l35, 0r f0ur m1l35, 0r f1v3 m1l35, 0r wh4t3v3r 1t 15, 4b0v3 h3r 4nkl35 1n d1rt, 4nd 4l0n3, qu1t3 4l0n3! Wh4t c0uld 5h3 m34n by 1t? 1t 533m5 t0 m3 t0 5h0w 4n 4b0m1n4bl3 50rt 0f c0nc31t3d 1nd3p3nd3nc3, 4 m05t c0untry-t0wn 1nd1ff3r3nc3 t0 d3c0rum." "1t 5h0w5 4n 4ff3ct10n f0r h3r 515t3r th4t 15 v3ry pl3451ng," 541d B1ngl3y. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1 4m 4fr41d, Mr. D4rcy," 0b53rv3d M155 B1ngl3y 1n 4 h4lf wh15p3r, "th4t th15 4dv3ntur3 h45 r4th3r 4ff3ct3d y0ur 4dm1r4t10n 0f h3r f1n3 3y35." "N0t 4t 4ll," h3 r3pl13d; "th3y w3r3 br1ght3n3d by th3 3x3rc153." 4 5h0rt p4u53 f0ll0w3d th15 5p33ch, 4nd Mr5. Hur5t b3g4n 4g41n: "1 h4v3 4n 3xc3551v3 r3g4rd f0r M155 J4n3 B3nn3t, 5h3 15 r34lly 4 v3ry 5w33t g1rl, 4nd 1 w15h w1th 4ll my h34rt 5h3 w3r3 w3ll 53ttl3d. But w1th 5uch 4 f4th3r 4nd m0th3r, 4nd 5uch l0w c0nn3ct10n5, 1 4m 4fr41d th3r3 15 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n n0 ch4nc3 0f 1t." "1 th1nk 1 h4v3 h34rd y0u 54y th4t th31r uncl3 15 4n 4tt0rn3y 1n M3ryt0n." "Y35; 4nd th3y h4v3 4n0th3r, wh0 l1v35 50m3wh3r3 n34r Ch34p51d3." "Th4t 15 c4p1t4l," 4dd3d h3r 515t3r, 4nd th3y b0th l4ugh3d h34rt1ly. "1f th3y h4d uncl35 3n0ugh t0 f1ll _4ll_ Ch34p51d3," cr13d B1ngl3y, "1t n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n w0uld n0t m4k3 th3m 0n3 j0t l355 4gr334bl3." "But 1t mu5t v3ry m4t3r14lly l3553n th31r ch4nc3 0f m4rry1ng m3n 0f 4ny c0n51d3r4t10n 1n th3 w0rld," r3pl13d D4rcy. T0 th15 5p33ch B1ngl3y m4d3 n0 4n5w3r; but h15 515t3r5 g4v3 1t th31r h34rty 4553nt, 4nd 1ndulg3d th31r m1rth f0r 50m3 t1m3 4t th3 3xp3n53 0f th31r d34r fr13nd'5 vulg4r r3l4t10n5. W1th 4 r3n3w4l 0f t3nd3rn355, h0w3v3r, th3y r3turn3d t0 h3r r00m 0n n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n l34v1ng th3 d1n1ng-p4rl0ur, 4nd 54t w1th h3r t1ll 5umm0n3d t0 c0ff33. 5h3 w45 5t1ll v3ry p00rly, 4nd 3l1z4b3th w0uld n0t qu1t h3r 4t 4ll, t1ll l4t3 1n th3 3v3n1ng, wh3n 5h3 h4d th3 c0mf0rt 0f 5331ng h3r 5l33p, 4nd wh3n 1t 533m3d t0 h3r r4th3r r1ght th4n pl3454nt th4t 5h3 5h0uld g0 d0wn5t41r5 h3r53lf. 0n 3nt3r1ng th3 dr4w1ng-r00m 5h3 f0und th3 wh0l3 p4rty 4t l00, 4nd w45 1mm3d14t3ly 1nv1t3d t0 j01n th3m; but 5u5p3ct1ng th3m t0 b3 pl4y1ng h1gh 5h3 d3cl1n3d 1t, 4nd m4k1ng h3r 515t3r th3 3xcu53, 541d 5h3 w0uld 4mu53 h3r53lf f0r th3 5h0rt t1m3 5h3 c0uld 5t4y b3l0w, w1th 4 b00k. Mr. Hur5t l00k3d 4t h3r w1th 45t0n15hm3nt. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "D0 y0u pr3f3r r34d1ng t0 c4rd5?" 541d h3; "th4t 15 r4th3r 51ngul4r." "M155 3l1z4 B3nn3t," 541d M155 B1ngl3y, "d35p1535 c4rd5. 5h3 15 4 gr34t r34d3r, 4nd h45 n0 pl345ur3 1n 4nyth1ng 3l53." "1 d353rv3 n31th3r 5uch pr4153 n0r 5uch c3n5ur3," cr13d 3l1z4b3th; "1 4m _n0t_ 4 gr34t r34d3r, 4nd 1 h4v3 pl345ur3 1n m4ny th1ng5." "1n nur51ng y0ur 515t3r 1 4m 5ur3 y0u h4v3 pl345ur3," 541d B1ngl3y; "4nd 1 h0p3 1t w1ll b3 500n 1ncr3453d by 5331ng h3r qu1t3 w3ll." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 3l1z4b3th th4nk3d h1m fr0m h3r h34rt, 4nd th3n w4lk3d t0w4rd5 th3 t4bl3 wh3r3 4 f3w b00k5 w3r3 ly1ng. H3 1mm3d14t3ly 0ff3r3d t0 f3tch h3r 0th3r5--4ll th4t h15 l1br4ry 4ff0rd3d. "4nd 1 w15h my c0ll3ct10n w3r3 l4rg3r f0r y0ur b3n3f1t 4nd my 0wn cr3d1t; but 1 4m 4n 1dl3 f3ll0w, 4nd th0ugh 1 h4v3 n0t m4ny, 1 h4v3 m0r3 th4n 1 3v3r l00k3d 1nt0." 3l1z4b3th 455ur3d h1m th4t 5h3 c0uld 5u1t h3r53lf p3rf3ctly w1th th053 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 1n th3 r00m. "1 4m 45t0n15h3d," 541d M155 B1ngl3y, "th4t my f4th3r 5h0uld h4v3 l3ft 50 5m4ll 4 c0ll3ct10n 0f b00k5. Wh4t 4 d3l1ghtful l1br4ry y0u h4v3 4t P3mb3rl3y, Mr. D4rcy!" "1t 0ught t0 b3 g00d," h3 r3pl13d, "1t h45 b33n th3 w0rk 0f m4ny g3n3r4t10n5." "4nd th3n y0u h4v3 4dd3d 50 much t0 1t y0ur53lf, y0u 4r3 4lw4y5 buy1ng n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n b00k5." "1 c4nn0t c0mpr3h3nd th3 n3gl3ct 0f 4 f4m1ly l1br4ry 1n 5uch d4y5 45 th353." "N3gl3ct! 1 4m 5ur3 y0u n3gl3ct n0th1ng th4t c4n 4dd t0 th3 b34ut135 0f th4t n0bl3 pl4c3. Ch4rl35, wh3n y0u bu1ld _y0ur_ h0u53, 1 w15h 1t m4y b3 h4lf 45 d3l1ghtful 45 P3mb3rl3y." "1 w15h 1t m4y." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "But 1 w0uld r34lly 4dv153 y0u t0 m4k3 y0ur purch453 1n th4t n31ghb0urh00d, 4nd t4k3 P3mb3rl3y f0r 4 k1nd 0f m0d3l. Th3r3 15 n0t 4 f1n3r c0unty 1n 3ngl4nd th4n D3rby5h1r3." "W1th 4ll my h34rt; 1 w1ll buy P3mb3rl3y 1t53lf 1f D4rcy w1ll 53ll 1t." "1 4m t4lk1ng 0f p0551b1l1t135, Ch4rl35." "Up0n my w0rd, C4r0l1n3, 1 5h0uld th1nk 1t m0r3 p0551bl3 t0 g3t n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n P3mb3rl3y by purch453 th4n by 1m1t4t10n." 3l1z4b3th w45 50 much c4ught w1th wh4t p4553d, 45 t0 l34v3 h3r v3ry l1ttl3 4tt3nt10n f0r h3r b00k; 4nd 500n l4y1ng 1t wh0lly 451d3, 5h3 dr3w n34r th3 c4rd-t4bl3, 4nd 5t4t10n3d h3r53lf b3tw33n Mr. B1ngl3y 4nd h15 3ld35t 515t3r, t0 0b53rv3 th3 g4m3. "15 M155 D4rcy much gr0wn 51nc3 th3 5pr1ng?" 541d M155 B1ngl3y; "w1ll 5h3 b3 45 t4ll 45 1 4m?" n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1 th1nk 5h3 w1ll. 5h3 15 n0w 4b0ut M155 3l1z4b3th B3nn3t'5 h31ght, 0r r4th3r t4ll3r." "H0w 1 l0ng t0 533 h3r 4g41n! 1 n3v3r m3t w1th 4nyb0dy wh0 d3l1ght3d m3 50 much. 5uch 4 c0unt3n4nc3, 5uch m4nn3r5! 4nd 50 3xtr3m3ly 4cc0mpl15h3d f0r h3r 4g3! H3r p3rf0rm4nc3 0n th3 p14n0f0rt3 15 3xqu151t3." "1t 15 4m4z1ng t0 m3," 541d B1ngl3y, "h0w y0ung l4d135 c4n h4v3 p4t13nc3 t0 b3 50 v3ry 4cc0mpl15h3d 45 th3y 4ll 4r3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "4ll y0ung l4d135 4cc0mpl15h3d! My d34r Ch4rl35, wh4t d0 y0u m34n?" "Y35, 4ll 0f th3m, 1 th1nk. Th3y 4ll p41nt t4bl35, c0v3r 5cr33n5, 4nd n3t pur535. 1 5c4rc3ly kn0w 4ny0n3 wh0 c4nn0t d0 4ll th15, 4nd 1 4m 5ur3 1 n3v3r h34rd 4 y0ung l4dy 5p0k3n 0f f0r th3 f1r5t t1m3, w1th0ut b31ng 1nf0rm3d th4t 5h3 w45 v3ry 4cc0mpl15h3d." "Y0ur l15t 0f th3 c0mm0n 3xt3nt 0f 4cc0mpl15hm3nt5," 541d D4rcy, "h45 t00 much truth. Th3 w0rd 15 4ppl13d t0 m4ny 4 w0m4n wh0 d353rv35 1t n0 0th3rw153 th4n by n3tt1ng 4 pur53 0r c0v3r1ng 4 5cr33n. But 1 4m v3ry n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n f4r fr0m 4gr331ng w1th y0u 1n y0ur 35t1m4t10n 0f l4d135 1n g3n3r4l. 1 c4nn0t b045t 0f kn0w1ng m0r3 th4n h4lf-4-d0z3n, 1n th3 wh0l3 r4ng3 0f my 4cqu41nt4nc3, th4t 4r3 r34lly 4cc0mpl15h3d." "N0r 1, 1 4m 5ur3," 541d M155 B1ngl3y. "Th3n," 0b53rv3d 3l1z4b3th, "y0u mu5t c0mpr3h3nd 4 gr34t d34l 1n y0ur 1d34 0f 4n 4cc0mpl15h3d w0m4n." "Y35, 1 d0 c0mpr3h3nd 4 gr34t d34l 1n 1t." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "0h! c3rt41nly," cr13d h15 f41thful 45515t4nt, "n0 0n3 c4n b3 r34lly 35t33m3d 4cc0mpl15h3d wh0 d035 n0t gr34tly 5urp455 wh4t 15 u5u4lly m3t w1th. 4 w0m4n mu5t h4v3 4 th0r0ugh kn0wl3dg3 0f mu51c, 51ng1ng, dr4w1ng, d4nc1ng, 4nd th3 m0d3rn l4ngu4g35, t0 d353rv3 th3 w0rd; 4nd b351d35 4ll th15, 5h3 mu5t p055355 4 c3rt41n 50m3th1ng 1n h3r 41r 4nd m4nn3r 0f w4lk1ng, th3 t0n3 0f h3r v01c3, h3r 4ddr355 4nd 3xpr35510n5, 0r th3 w0rd w1ll b3 but h4lf-d353rv3d." "4ll th15 5h3 mu5t p055355," 4dd3d D4rcy, "4nd t0 4ll th15 5h3 mu5t n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n y3t 4dd 50m3th1ng m0r3 5ub5t4nt14l, 1n th3 1mpr0v3m3nt 0f h3r m1nd by 3xt3n51v3 r34d1ng." "1 4m n0 l0ng3r 5urpr153d 4t y0ur kn0w1ng _0nly_ 51x 4cc0mpl15h3d w0m3n. 1 r4th3r w0nd3r n0w 4t y0ur kn0w1ng _4ny_." "4r3 y0u 50 53v3r3 up0n y0ur 0wn 53x 45 t0 d0ubt th3 p0551b1l1ty 0f 4ll th15?" "1 n3v3r 54w 5uch 4 w0m4n. 1 n3v3r 54w 5uch c4p4c1ty, 4nd t45t3, 4nd n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4ppl1c4t10n, 4nd 3l3g4nc3, 45 y0u d35cr1b3 un1t3d." Mr5. Hur5t 4nd M155 B1ngl3y b0th cr13d 0ut 4g41n5t th3 1nju5t1c3 0f h3r 1mpl13d d0ubt, 4nd w3r3 b0th pr0t35t1ng th4t th3y kn3w m4ny w0m3n wh0 4n5w3r3d th15 d35cr1pt10n, wh3n Mr. Hur5t c4ll3d th3m t0 0rd3r, w1th b1tt3r c0mpl41nt5 0f th31r 1n4tt3nt10n t0 wh4t w45 g01ng f0rw4rd. 45 4ll c0nv3r54t10n w45 th3r3by 4t 4n 3nd, 3l1z4b3th 500n 4ft3rw4rd5 l3ft th3 r00m. "3l1z4b3th B3nn3t," 541d M155 B1ngl3y, wh3n th3 d00r w45 cl053d 0n h3r, n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "15 0n3 0f th053 y0ung l4d135 wh0 533k t0 r3c0mm3nd th3m53lv35 t0 th3 0th3r 53x by und3rv4lu1ng th31r 0wn; 4nd w1th m4ny m3n, 1 d4r3 54y, 1t 5ucc33d5. But, 1n my 0p1n10n, 1t 15 4 p4ltry d3v1c3, 4 v3ry m34n 4rt." "Und0ubt3dly," r3pl13d D4rcy, t0 wh0m th15 r3m4rk w45 ch13fly 4ddr3553d, "th3r3 15 4 m34nn355 1n _4ll_ th3 4rt5 wh1ch l4d135 50m3t1m35 c0nd35c3nd t0 3mpl0y f0r c4pt1v4t10n. Wh4t3v3r b34r5 4ff1n1ty t0 cunn1ng 15 d35p1c4bl3." M155 B1ngl3y w45 n0t 50 3nt1r3ly 54t15f13d w1th th15 r3ply 45 t0 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n c0nt1nu3 th3 5ubj3ct. 3l1z4b3th j01n3d th3m 4g41n 0nly t0 54y th4t h3r 515t3r w45 w0r53, 4nd th4t 5h3 c0uld n0t l34v3 h3r. B1ngl3y urg3d Mr. J0n35 b31ng 53nt f0r 1mm3d14t3ly; wh1l3 h15 515t3r5, c0nv1nc3d th4t n0 c0untry 4dv1c3 c0uld b3 0f 4ny 53rv1c3, r3c0mm3nd3d 4n 3xpr355 t0 t0wn f0r 0n3 0f th3 m05t 3m1n3nt phy51c14n5. Th15 5h3 w0uld n0t h34r 0f; but 5h3 w45 n0t 50 unw1ll1ng t0 c0mply w1th th31r br0th3r'5 pr0p054l; 4nd 1t w45 53ttl3d th4t Mr. J0n35 5h0uld b3 53nt f0r 34rly 1n th3 m0rn1ng, 1f M155 B3nn3t w3r3 n0t d3c1d3dly b3tt3r. B1ngl3y w45 qu1t3 unc0mf0rt4bl3; h15 515t3r5 n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n d3cl4r3d th4t th3y w3r3 m153r4bl3. Th3y 50l4c3d th31r wr3tch3dn355, h0w3v3r, by du3t5 4ft3r 5upp3r, wh1l3 h3 c0uld f1nd n0 b3tt3r r3l13f t0 h15 f33l1ng5 th4n by g1v1ng h15 h0u53k33p3r d1r3ct10n5 th4t 3v3ry 4tt3nt10n m1ght b3 p41d t0 th3 51ck l4dy 4nd h3r 515t3r. Ch4pt3r 9 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 3l1z4b3th p4553d th3 ch13f 0f th3 n1ght 1n h3r 515t3r'5 r00m, 4nd 1n th3 m0rn1ng h4d th3 pl345ur3 0f b31ng 4bl3 t0 53nd 4 t0l3r4bl3 4n5w3r t0 th3 1nqu1r135 wh1ch 5h3 v3ry 34rly r3c31v3d fr0m Mr. B1ngl3y by 4 h0u53m41d, 4nd 50m3 t1m3 4ft3rw4rd5 fr0m th3 tw0 3l3g4nt l4d135 wh0 w41t3d 0n h15 515t3r5. 1n 5p1t3 0f th15 4m3ndm3nt, h0w3v3r, 5h3 r3qu35t3d t0 h4v3 4 n0t3 53nt t0 L0ngb0urn, d351r1ng h3r m0th3r t0 v151t J4n3, 4nd f0rm h3r 0wn judg3m3nt 0f h3r 51tu4t10n. Th3 n0t3 w45 1mm3d14t3ly d15p4tch3d, 4nd 1t5 c0nt3nt5 45 qu1ckly c0mpl13d w1th. Mr5. B3nn3t, 4cc0mp4n13d by h3r tw0 y0ung35t g1rl5, r34ch3d N3th3rf13ld 500n 4ft3r th3 f4m1ly br34kf45t. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n H4d 5h3 f0und J4n3 1n 4ny 4pp4r3nt d4ng3r, Mr5. B3nn3t w0uld h4v3 b33n v3ry m153r4bl3; but b31ng 54t15f13d 0n 5331ng h3r th4t h3r 1lln355 w45 n0t 4l4rm1ng, 5h3 h4d n0 w15h 0f h3r r3c0v3r1ng 1mm3d14t3ly, 45 h3r r35t0r4t10n t0 h34lth w0uld pr0b4bly r3m0v3 h3r fr0m N3th3rf13ld. 5h3 w0uld n0t l15t3n, th3r3f0r3, t0 h3r d4ught3r'5 pr0p054l 0f b31ng c4rr13d h0m3; n31th3r d1d th3 4p0th3c4ry, wh0 4rr1v3d 4b0ut th3 54m3 t1m3, th1nk 1t 4t 4ll 4dv154bl3. 4ft3r 51tt1ng 4 l1ttl3 wh1l3 w1th J4n3, 0n M155 B1ngl3y'5 4pp34r4nc3 4nd 1nv1t4t10n, th3 m0th3r 4nd thr33 d4ught3r5 4ll 4tt3nd3d h3r 1nt0 th3 br34kf45t p4rl0ur. B1ngl3y m3t th3m w1th h0p35 th4t Mr5. B3nn3t h4d n0t f0und M155 B3nn3t w0r53 th4n 5h3 3xp3ct3d. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1nd33d 1 h4v3, 51r," w45 h3r 4n5w3r. "5h3 15 4 gr34t d34l t00 1ll t0 b3 m0v3d. Mr. J0n35 54y5 w3 mu5t n0t th1nk 0f m0v1ng h3r. W3 mu5t tr35p455 4 l1ttl3 l0ng3r 0n y0ur k1ndn355." "R3m0v3d!" cr13d B1ngl3y. "1t mu5t n0t b3 th0ught 0f. My 515t3r, 1 4m 5ur3, w1ll n0t h34r 0f h3r r3m0v4l." "Y0u m4y d3p3nd up0n 1t, M4d4m," 541d M155 B1ngl3y, w1th c0ld c1v1l1ty, "th4t M155 B3nn3t w1ll r3c31v3 3v3ry p0551bl3 4tt3nt10n wh1l3 5h3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n r3m41n5 w1th u5." Mr5. B3nn3t w45 pr0fu53 1n h3r 4ckn0wl3dgm3nt5. "1 4m 5ur3," 5h3 4dd3d, "1f 1t w45 n0t f0r 5uch g00d fr13nd5 1 d0 n0t kn0w wh4t w0uld b3c0m3 0f h3r, f0r 5h3 15 v3ry 1ll 1nd33d, 4nd 5uff3r5 4 v45t d34l, th0ugh w1th th3 gr34t35t p4t13nc3 1n th3 w0rld, wh1ch 15 4lw4y5 th3 w4y w1th h3r, f0r 5h3 h45, w1th0ut 3xc3pt10n, th3 5w33t35t t3mp3r 1 h4v3 3v3r m3t w1th. 1 0ft3n t3ll my 0th3r g1rl5 th3y 4r3 n0th1ng t0 _h3r_. Y0u h4v3 4 5w33t r00m h3r3, Mr. B1ngl3y, 4nd 4 n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n ch4rm1ng pr05p3ct 0v3r th3 gr4v3l w4lk. 1 d0 n0t kn0w 4 pl4c3 1n th3 c0untry th4t 15 3qu4l t0 N3th3rf13ld. Y0u w1ll n0t th1nk 0f qu1tt1ng 1t 1n 4 hurry, 1 h0p3, th0ugh y0u h4v3 but 4 5h0rt l3453." "Wh4t3v3r 1 d0 15 d0n3 1n 4 hurry," r3pl13d h3; "4nd th3r3f0r3 1f 1 5h0uld r350lv3 t0 qu1t N3th3rf13ld, 1 5h0uld pr0b4bly b3 0ff 1n f1v3 m1nut35. 4t pr353nt, h0w3v3r, 1 c0n51d3r my53lf 45 qu1t3 f1x3d h3r3." "Th4t 15 3x4ctly wh4t 1 5h0uld h4v3 5upp053d 0f y0u," 541d 3l1z4b3th. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Y0u b3g1n t0 c0mpr3h3nd m3, d0 y0u?" cr13d h3, turn1ng t0w4rd5 h3r. "0h! y35--1 und3r5t4nd y0u p3rf3ctly." "1 w15h 1 m1ght t4k3 th15 f0r 4 c0mpl1m3nt; but t0 b3 50 3451ly 533n thr0ugh 1 4m 4fr41d 15 p1t1ful." "Th4t 15 45 1t h4pp3n5. 1t d035 n0t f0ll0w th4t 4 d33p, 1ntr1c4t3 ch4r4ct3r 15 m0r3 0r l355 35t1m4bl3 th4n 5uch 4 0n3 45 y0ur5." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "L1zzy," cr13d h3r m0th3r, "r3m3mb3r wh3r3 y0u 4r3, 4nd d0 n0t run 0n 1n th3 w1ld m4nn3r th4t y0u 4r3 5uff3r3d t0 d0 4t h0m3." "1 d1d n0t kn0w b3f0r3," c0nt1nu3d B1ngl3y 1mm3d14t3ly, "th4t y0u w3r3 4 5tud13r 0f ch4r4ct3r. 1t mu5t b3 4n 4mu51ng 5tudy." "Y35, but 1ntr1c4t3 ch4r4ct3r5 4r3 th3 _m05t_ 4mu51ng. Th3y h4v3 4t l345t th4t 4dv4nt4g3." "Th3 c0untry," 541d D4rcy, "c4n 1n g3n3r4l 5upply but 4 f3w 5ubj3ct5 f0r n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5uch 4 5tudy. 1n 4 c0untry n31ghb0urh00d y0u m0v3 1n 4 v3ry c0nf1n3d 4nd unv4ry1ng 50c13ty." "But p30pl3 th3m53lv35 4lt3r 50 much, th4t th3r3 15 50m3th1ng n3w t0 b3 0b53rv3d 1n th3m f0r 3v3r." "Y35, 1nd33d," cr13d Mr5. B3nn3t, 0ff3nd3d by h15 m4nn3r 0f m3nt10n1ng 4 c0untry n31ghb0urh00d. "1 455ur3 y0u th3r3 15 qu1t3 45 much 0f _th4t_ g01ng 0n 1n th3 c0untry 45 1n t0wn." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 3v3ryb0dy w45 5urpr153d, 4nd D4rcy, 4ft3r l00k1ng 4t h3r f0r 4 m0m3nt, turn3d 51l3ntly 4w4y. Mr5. B3nn3t, wh0 f4nc13d 5h3 h4d g41n3d 4 c0mpl3t3 v1ct0ry 0v3r h1m, c0nt1nu3d h3r tr1umph. "1 c4nn0t 533 th4t L0nd0n h45 4ny gr34t 4dv4nt4g3 0v3r th3 c0untry, f0r my p4rt, 3xc3pt th3 5h0p5 4nd publ1c pl4c35. Th3 c0untry 15 4 v45t d34l pl3454nt3r, 15 1t n0t, Mr. B1ngl3y?" "Wh3n 1 4m 1n th3 c0untry," h3 r3pl13d, "1 n3v3r w15h t0 l34v3 1t; 4nd wh3n 1 4m 1n t0wn 1t 15 pr3tty much th3 54m3. Th3y h4v3 34ch th31r n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4dv4nt4g35, 4nd 1 c4n b3 3qu4lly h4ppy 1n 31th3r." "4y3--th4t 15 b3c4u53 y0u h4v3 th3 r1ght d15p051t10n. But th4t g3ntl3m4n," l00k1ng 4t D4rcy, "533m3d t0 th1nk th3 c0untry w45 n0th1ng 4t 4ll." "1nd33d, M4mm4, y0u 4r3 m15t4k3n," 541d 3l1z4b3th, blu5h1ng f0r h3r m0th3r. "Y0u qu1t3 m15t00k Mr. D4rcy. H3 0nly m34nt th4t th3r3 w45 n0t 5uch 4 v4r13ty 0f p30pl3 t0 b3 m3t w1th 1n th3 c0untry 45 1n th3 t0wn, wh1ch y0u mu5t 4ckn0wl3dg3 t0 b3 tru3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "C3rt41nly, my d34r, n0b0dy 541d th3r3 w3r3; but 45 t0 n0t m33t1ng w1th m4ny p30pl3 1n th15 n31ghb0urh00d, 1 b3l13v3 th3r3 4r3 f3w n31ghb0urh00d5 l4rg3r. 1 kn0w w3 d1n3 w1th f0ur-4nd-tw3nty f4m1l135." N0th1ng but c0nc3rn f0r 3l1z4b3th c0uld 3n4bl3 B1ngl3y t0 k33p h15 c0unt3n4nc3. H15 515t3r w45 l355 d3l1c4t3, 4nd d1r3ct3d h3r 3y35 t0w4rd5 Mr. D4rcy w1th 4 v3ry 3xpr3551v3 5m1l3. 3l1z4b3th, f0r th3 54k3 0f 54y1ng 50m3th1ng th4t m1ght turn h3r m0th3r'5 th0ught5, n0w 45k3d h3r 1f Ch4rl0tt3 Luc45 h4d b33n 4t L0ngb0urn 51nc3 _h3r_ c0m1ng 4w4y. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Y35, 5h3 c4ll3d y35t3rd4y w1th h3r f4th3r. Wh4t 4n 4gr334bl3 m4n 51r W1ll14m 15, Mr. B1ngl3y, 15 n0t h3? 50 much th3 m4n 0f f45h10n! 50 g3nt33l 4nd 345y! H3 h45 4lw4y5 50m3th1ng t0 54y t0 3v3ryb0dy. _Th4t_ 15 my 1d34 0f g00d br33d1ng; 4nd th053 p3r50n5 wh0 f4ncy th3m53lv35 v3ry 1mp0rt4nt, 4nd n3v3r 0p3n th31r m0uth5, qu1t3 m15t4k3 th3 m4tt3r." "D1d Ch4rl0tt3 d1n3 w1th y0u?" "N0, 5h3 w0uld g0 h0m3. 1 f4ncy 5h3 w45 w4nt3d 4b0ut th3 m1nc3-p135. F0r n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n my p4rt, Mr. B1ngl3y, 1 4lw4y5 k33p 53rv4nt5 th4t c4n d0 th31r 0wn w0rk; _my_ d4ught3r5 4r3 br0ught up v3ry d1ff3r3ntly. But 3v3ryb0dy 15 t0 judg3 f0r th3m53lv35, 4nd th3 Luc4535 4r3 4 v3ry g00d 50rt 0f g1rl5, 1 455ur3 y0u. 1t 15 4 p1ty th3y 4r3 n0t h4nd50m3! N0t th4t 1 th1nk Ch4rl0tt3 50 _v3ry_ pl41n--but th3n 5h3 15 0ur p4rt1cul4r fr13nd." "5h3 533m5 4 v3ry pl3454nt y0ung w0m4n." "0h! d34r, y35; but y0u mu5t 0wn 5h3 15 v3ry pl41n. L4dy Luc45 h3r53lf h45 0ft3n 541d 50, 4nd 3nv13d m3 J4n3'5 b34uty. 1 d0 n0t l1k3 t0 b045t n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 0f my 0wn ch1ld, but t0 b3 5ur3, J4n3--0n3 d035 n0t 0ft3n 533 4nyb0dy b3tt3r l00k1ng. 1t 15 wh4t 3v3ryb0dy 54y5. 1 d0 n0t tru5t my 0wn p4rt14l1ty. Wh3n 5h3 w45 0nly f1ft33n, th3r3 w45 4 m4n 4t my br0th3r G4rd1n3r'5 1n t0wn 50 much 1n l0v3 w1th h3r th4t my 515t3r-1n-l4w w45 5ur3 h3 w0uld m4k3 h3r 4n 0ff3r b3f0r3 w3 c4m3 4w4y. But, h0w3v3r, h3 d1d n0t. P3rh4p5 h3 th0ught h3r t00 y0ung. H0w3v3r, h3 wr0t3 50m3 v3r535 0n h3r, 4nd v3ry pr3tty th3y w3r3." "4nd 50 3nd3d h15 4ff3ct10n," 541d 3l1z4b3th 1mp4t13ntly. "Th3r3 h45 b33n m4ny 4 0n3, 1 f4ncy, 0v3rc0m3 1n th3 54m3 w4y. 1 w0nd3r wh0 f1r5t n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n d15c0v3r3d th3 3ff1c4cy 0f p03try 1n dr1v1ng 4w4y l0v3!" "1 h4v3 b33n u53d t0 c0n51d3r p03try 45 th3 _f00d_ 0f l0v3," 541d D4rcy. "0f 4 f1n3, 5t0ut, h34lthy l0v3 1t m4y. 3v3ryth1ng n0ur15h35 wh4t 15 5tr0ng 4lr34dy. But 1f 1t b3 0nly 4 5l1ght, th1n 50rt 0f 1ncl1n4t10n, 1 4m c0nv1nc3d th4t 0n3 g00d 50nn3t w1ll 5t4rv3 1t 3nt1r3ly 4w4y." D4rcy 0nly 5m1l3d; 4nd th3 g3n3r4l p4u53 wh1ch 3n5u3d m4d3 3l1z4b3th tr3mbl3 l35t h3r m0th3r 5h0uld b3 3xp051ng h3r53lf 4g41n. 5h3 l0ng3d t0 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5p34k, but c0uld th1nk 0f n0th1ng t0 54y; 4nd 4ft3r 4 5h0rt 51l3nc3 Mr5. B3nn3t b3g4n r3p34t1ng h3r th4nk5 t0 Mr. B1ngl3y f0r h15 k1ndn355 t0 J4n3, w1th 4n 4p0l0gy f0r tr0ubl1ng h1m 4l50 w1th L1zzy. Mr. B1ngl3y w45 un4ff3ct3dly c1v1l 1n h15 4n5w3r, 4nd f0rc3d h15 y0ung3r 515t3r t0 b3 c1v1l 4l50, 4nd 54y wh4t th3 0cc4510n r3qu1r3d. 5h3 p3rf0rm3d h3r p4rt 1nd33d w1th0ut much gr4c10u5n355, but Mr5. B3nn3t w45 54t15f13d, 4nd 500n 4ft3rw4rd5 0rd3r3d h3r c4rr14g3. Up0n th15 51gn4l, th3 y0ung35t 0f h3r d4ught3r5 put h3r53lf f0rw4rd. Th3 tw0 g1rl5 h4d b33n wh15p3r1ng t0 34ch 0th3r dur1ng th3 wh0l3 v151t, 4nd th3 r35ult 0f 1t w45, th4t th3 y0ung35t 5h0uld t4x Mr. B1ngl3y w1th h4v1ng pr0m153d 0n h15 f1r5t c0m1ng n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 1nt0 th3 c0untry t0 g1v3 4 b4ll 4t N3th3rf13ld. Lyd14 w45 4 5t0ut, w3ll-gr0wn g1rl 0f f1ft33n, w1th 4 f1n3 c0mpl3x10n 4nd g00d-hum0ur3d c0unt3n4nc3; 4 f4v0ur1t3 w1th h3r m0th3r, wh053 4ff3ct10n h4d br0ught h3r 1nt0 publ1c 4t 4n 34rly 4g3. 5h3 h4d h1gh 4n1m4l 5p1r1t5, 4nd 4 50rt 0f n4tur4l 53lf-c0n53qu3nc3, wh1ch th3 4tt3nt10n 0f th3 0ff1c3r5, t0 wh0m h3r uncl3'5 g00d d1nn3r5, 4nd h3r 0wn 345y m4nn3r5 r3c0mm3nd3d h3r, h4d 1ncr3453d 1nt0 455ur4nc3. 5h3 w45 v3ry 3qu4l, th3r3f0r3, t0 4ddr355 Mr. B1ngl3y 0n th3 5ubj3ct 0f th3 b4ll, 4nd 4bruptly r3m1nd3d h1m 0f h15 pr0m153; 4dd1ng, th4t 1t w0uld b3 th3 m05t n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 5h4m3ful th1ng 1n th3 w0rld 1f h3 d1d n0t k33p 1t. H15 4n5w3r t0 th15 5udd3n 4tt4ck w45 d3l1ghtful t0 th31r m0th3r'5 34r: "1 4m p3rf3ctly r34dy, 1 455ur3 y0u, t0 k33p my 3ng4g3m3nt; 4nd wh3n y0ur 515t3r 15 r3c0v3r3d, y0u 5h4ll, 1f y0u pl3453, n4m3 th3 v3ry d4y 0f th3 b4ll. But y0u w0uld n0t w15h t0 b3 d4nc1ng wh3n 5h3 15 1ll." Lyd14 d3cl4r3d h3r53lf 54t15f13d. "0h! y35--1t w0uld b3 much b3tt3r t0 w41t t1ll J4n3 w45 w3ll, 4nd by th4t t1m3 m05t l1k3ly C4pt41n C4rt3r w0uld b3 4t M3ryt0n 4g41n. 4nd wh3n y0u h4v3 g1v3n _y0ur_ b4ll," 5h3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4dd3d, "1 5h4ll 1n515t 0n th31r g1v1ng 0n3 4l50. 1 5h4ll t3ll C0l0n3l F0r5t3r 1t w1ll b3 qu1t3 4 5h4m3 1f h3 d035 n0t." Mr5. B3nn3t 4nd h3r d4ught3r5 th3n d3p4rt3d, 4nd 3l1z4b3th r3turn3d 1n5t4ntly t0 J4n3, l34v1ng h3r 0wn 4nd h3r r3l4t10n5' b3h4v10ur t0 th3 r3m4rk5 0f th3 tw0 l4d135 4nd Mr. D4rcy; th3 l4tt3r 0f wh0m, h0w3v3r, c0uld n0t b3 pr3v41l3d 0n t0 j01n 1n th31r c3n5ur3 0f _h3r_, 1n 5p1t3 0f 4ll M155 B1ngl3y'5 w1tt1c15m5 0n _f1n3 3y35_. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Ch4pt3r 10 Th3 d4y p4553d much 45 th3 d4y b3f0r3 h4d d0n3. Mr5. Hur5t 4nd M155 B1ngl3y h4d 5p3nt 50m3 h0ur5 0f th3 m0rn1ng w1th th3 1nv4l1d, wh0 c0nt1nu3d, th0ugh 5l0wly, t0 m3nd; 4nd 1n th3 3v3n1ng 3l1z4b3th j01n3d th31r p4rty 1n th3 dr4w1ng-r00m. Th3 l00-t4bl3, h0w3v3r, d1d n0t 4pp34r. Mr. D4rcy w45 wr1t1ng, 4nd M155 B1ngl3y, 534t3d n34r h1m, w45 w4tch1ng th3 pr0gr355 0f h15 l3tt3r 4nd r3p34t3dly c4ll1ng 0ff h15 4tt3nt10n by n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n m3554g35 t0 h15 515t3r. Mr. Hur5t 4nd Mr. B1ngl3y w3r3 4t p1qu3t, 4nd Mr5. Hur5t w45 0b53rv1ng th31r g4m3. 3l1z4b3th t00k up 50m3 n33dl3w0rk, 4nd w45 5uff1c13ntly 4mu53d 1n 4tt3nd1ng t0 wh4t p4553d b3tw33n D4rcy 4nd h15 c0mp4n10n. Th3 p3rp3tu4l c0mm3nd4t10n5 0f th3 l4dy, 31th3r 0n h15 h4ndwr1t1ng, 0r 0n th3 3v3nn355 0f h15 l1n35, 0r 0n th3 l3ngth 0f h15 l3tt3r, w1th th3 p3rf3ct unc0nc3rn w1th wh1ch h3r pr41535 w3r3 r3c31v3d, f0rm3d 4 cur10u5 d14l0gu3, 4nd w45 3x4ctly 1n un10n w1th h3r 0p1n10n 0f 34ch. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "H0w d3l1ght3d M155 D4rcy w1ll b3 t0 r3c31v3 5uch 4 l3tt3r!" H3 m4d3 n0 4n5w3r. "Y0u wr1t3 unc0mm0nly f45t." "Y0u 4r3 m15t4k3n. 1 wr1t3 r4th3r 5l0wly." "H0w m4ny l3tt3r5 y0u mu5t h4v3 0cc4510n t0 wr1t3 1n th3 c0ur53 0f 4 y34r! L3tt3r5 0f bu51n355, t00! H0w 0d10u5 1 5h0uld th1nk th3m!" n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1t 15 f0rtun4t3, th3n, th4t th3y f4ll t0 my l0t 1n5t34d 0f y0ur5." "Pr4y t3ll y0ur 515t3r th4t 1 l0ng t0 533 h3r." "1 h4v3 4lr34dy t0ld h3r 50 0nc3, by y0ur d351r3." "1 4m 4fr41d y0u d0 n0t l1k3 y0ur p3n. L3t m3 m3nd 1t f0r y0u. 1 m3nd p3n5 r3m4rk4bly w3ll." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "Th4nk y0u--but 1 4lw4y5 m3nd my 0wn." "H0w c4n y0u c0ntr1v3 t0 wr1t3 50 3v3n?" H3 w45 51l3nt. "T3ll y0ur 515t3r 1 4m d3l1ght3d t0 h34r 0f h3r 1mpr0v3m3nt 0n th3 h4rp; 4nd pr4y l3t h3r kn0w th4t 1 4m qu1t3 1n r4ptur35 w1th h3r b34ut1ful l1ttl3 d351gn f0r 4 t4bl3, 4nd 1 th1nk 1t 1nf1n1t3ly 5up3r10r t0 M155 Gr4ntl3y'5." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "W1ll y0u g1v3 m3 l34v3 t0 d3f3r y0ur r4ptur35 t1ll 1 wr1t3 4g41n? 4t pr353nt 1 h4v3 n0t r00m t0 d0 th3m ju5t1c3." "0h! 1t 15 0f n0 c0n53qu3nc3. 1 5h4ll 533 h3r 1n J4nu4ry. But d0 y0u 4lw4y5 wr1t3 5uch ch4rm1ng l0ng l3tt3r5 t0 h3r, Mr. D4rcy?" "Th3y 4r3 g3n3r4lly l0ng; but wh3th3r 4lw4y5 ch4rm1ng 1t 15 n0t f0r m3 t0 d3t3rm1n3." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1t 15 4 rul3 w1th m3, th4t 4 p3r50n wh0 c4n wr1t3 4 l0ng l3tt3r w1th 3453, c4nn0t wr1t3 1ll." "Th4t w1ll n0t d0 f0r 4 c0mpl1m3nt t0 D4rcy, C4r0l1n3," cr13d h3r br0th3r, "b3c4u53 h3 d035 _n0t_ wr1t3 w1th 3453. H3 5tud135 t00 much f0r w0rd5 0f f0ur 5yll4bl35. D0 n0t y0u, D4rcy?" "My 5tyl3 0f wr1t1ng 15 v3ry d1ff3r3nt fr0m y0ur5." "0h!" cr13d M155 B1ngl3y, "Ch4rl35 wr1t35 1n th3 m05t c4r3l355 w4y n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 1m4g1n4bl3. H3 l34v35 0ut h4lf h15 w0rd5, 4nd bl0t5 th3 r35t." "My 1d345 fl0w 50 r4p1dly th4t 1 h4v3 n0t t1m3 t0 3xpr355 th3m--by wh1ch m34n5 my l3tt3r5 50m3t1m35 c0nv3y n0 1d345 4t 4ll t0 my c0rr35p0nd3nt5." "Y0ur hum1l1ty, Mr. B1ngl3y," 541d 3l1z4b3th, "mu5t d154rm r3pr00f." "N0th1ng 15 m0r3 d3c31tful," 541d D4rcy, "th4n th3 4pp34r4nc3 0f hum1l1ty. 1t 15 0ft3n 0nly c4r3l355n355 0f 0p1n10n, 4nd 50m3t1m35 4n 1nd1r3ct b045t." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "4nd wh1ch 0f th3 tw0 d0 y0u c4ll _my_ l1ttl3 r3c3nt p13c3 0f m0d35ty?" "Th3 1nd1r3ct b045t; f0r y0u 4r3 r34lly pr0ud 0f y0ur d3f3ct5 1n wr1t1ng, b3c4u53 y0u c0n51d3r th3m 45 pr0c33d1ng fr0m 4 r4p1d1ty 0f th0ught 4nd c4r3l355n355 0f 3x3cut10n, wh1ch, 1f n0t 35t1m4bl3, y0u th1nk 4t l345t h1ghly 1nt3r35t1ng. Th3 p0w3r 0f d01ng 4nyth1ng w1th qu1ckn355 15 4lw4y5 pr1z3d much by th3 p0553550r, 4nd 0ft3n w1th0ut 4ny 4tt3nt10n t0 th3 1mp3rf3ct10n 0f th3 p3rf0rm4nc3. Wh3n y0u t0ld Mr5. B3nn3t th15 m0rn1ng th4t 1f y0u 3v3r r350lv3d up0n qu1tt1ng N3th3rf13ld n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n y0u 5h0uld b3 g0n3 1n f1v3 m1nut35, y0u m34nt 1t t0 b3 4 50rt 0f p4n3gyr1c, 0f c0mpl1m3nt t0 y0ur53lf--4nd y3t wh4t 15 th3r3 50 v3ry l4ud4bl3 1n 4 pr3c1p1t4nc3 wh1ch mu5t l34v3 v3ry n3c3554ry bu51n355 und0n3, 4nd c4n b3 0f n0 r34l 4dv4nt4g3 t0 y0ur53lf 0r 4ny0n3 3l53?" "N4y," cr13d B1ngl3y, "th15 15 t00 much, t0 r3m3mb3r 4t n1ght 4ll th3 f00l15h th1ng5 th4t w3r3 541d 1n th3 m0rn1ng. 4nd y3t, up0n my h0n0ur, 1 b3l13v3 wh4t 1 541d 0f my53lf t0 b3 tru3, 4nd 1 b3l13v3 1t 4t th15 m0m3nt. 4t l345t, th3r3f0r3, 1 d1d n0t 455um3 th3 ch4r4ct3r 0f n33dl355 pr3c1p1t4nc3 m3r3ly t0 5h0w 0ff b3f0r3 th3 l4d135." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1 d4r3 54y y0u b3l13v3d 1t; but 1 4m by n0 m34n5 c0nv1nc3d th4t y0u w0uld b3 g0n3 w1th 5uch c3l3r1ty. Y0ur c0nduct w0uld b3 qu1t3 45 d3p3nd3nt 0n ch4nc3 45 th4t 0f 4ny m4n 1 kn0w; 4nd 1f, 45 y0u w3r3 m0unt1ng y0ur h0r53, 4 fr13nd w3r3 t0 54y, 'B1ngl3y, y0u h4d b3tt3r 5t4y t1ll n3xt w33k,' y0u w0uld pr0b4bly d0 1t, y0u w0uld pr0b4bly n0t g0--4nd 4t 4n0th3r w0rd, m1ght 5t4y 4 m0nth." "Y0u h4v3 0nly pr0v3d by th15," cr13d 3l1z4b3th, "th4t Mr. B1ngl3y d1d n0t d0 ju5t1c3 t0 h15 0wn d15p051t10n. Y0u h4v3 5h0wn h1m 0ff n0w much n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n m0r3 th4n h3 d1d h1m53lf." "1 4m 3xc33d1ngly gr4t1f13d," 541d B1ngl3y, "by y0ur c0nv3rt1ng wh4t my fr13nd 54y5 1nt0 4 c0mpl1m3nt 0n th3 5w33tn355 0f my t3mp3r. But 1 4m 4fr41d y0u 4r3 g1v1ng 1t 4 turn wh1ch th4t g3ntl3m4n d1d by n0 m34n5 1nt3nd; f0r h3 w0uld c3rt41nly th1nk b3tt3r 0f m3, 1f und3r 5uch 4 c1rcum5t4nc3 1 w3r3 t0 g1v3 4 fl4t d3n14l, 4nd r1d3 0ff 45 f45t 45 1 c0uld." "W0uld Mr. D4rcy th3n c0n51d3r th3 r45hn355 0f y0ur 0r1g1n4l 1nt3nt10n5 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 45 4t0n3d f0r by y0ur 0b5t1n4cy 1n 4dh3r1ng t0 1t?" "Up0n my w0rd, 1 c4nn0t 3x4ctly 3xpl41n th3 m4tt3r; D4rcy mu5t 5p34k f0r h1m53lf." "Y0u 3xp3ct m3 t0 4cc0unt f0r 0p1n10n5 wh1ch y0u ch0053 t0 c4ll m1n3, but wh1ch 1 h4v3 n3v3r 4ckn0wl3dg3d. 4ll0w1ng th3 c453, h0w3v3r, t0 5t4nd 4cc0rd1ng t0 y0ur r3pr353nt4t10n, y0u mu5t r3m3mb3r, M155 B3nn3t, th4t th3 fr13nd wh0 15 5upp053d t0 d351r3 h15 r3turn t0 th3 h0u53, 4nd th3 d3l4y 0f h15 pl4n, h45 m3r3ly d351r3d 1t, 45k3d 1t w1th0ut 0ff3r1ng n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 0n3 4rgum3nt 1n f4v0ur 0f 1t5 pr0pr13ty." "T0 y13ld r34d1ly--3451ly--t0 th3 _p3r5u4510n_ 0f 4 fr13nd 15 n0 m3r1t w1th y0u." "T0 y13ld w1th0ut c0nv1ct10n 15 n0 c0mpl1m3nt t0 th3 und3r5t4nd1ng 0f 31th3r." "Y0u 4pp34r t0 m3, Mr. D4rcy, t0 4ll0w n0th1ng f0r th3 1nflu3nc3 0f fr13nd5h1p 4nd 4ff3ct10n. 4 r3g4rd f0r th3 r3qu35t3r w0uld 0ft3n m4k3 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 0n3 r34d1ly y13ld t0 4 r3qu35t, w1th0ut w41t1ng f0r 4rgum3nt5 t0 r3450n 0n3 1nt0 1t. 1 4m n0t p4rt1cul4rly 5p34k1ng 0f 5uch 4 c453 45 y0u h4v3 5upp053d 4b0ut Mr. B1ngl3y. W3 m4y 45 w3ll w41t, p3rh4p5, t1ll th3 c1rcum5t4nc3 0ccur5 b3f0r3 w3 d15cu55 th3 d15cr3t10n 0f h15 b3h4v10ur th3r3up0n. But 1n g3n3r4l 4nd 0rd1n4ry c4535 b3tw33n fr13nd 4nd fr13nd, wh3r3 0n3 0f th3m 15 d351r3d by th3 0th3r t0 ch4ng3 4 r350lut10n 0f n0 v3ry gr34t m0m3nt, 5h0uld y0u th1nk 1ll 0f th4t p3r50n f0r c0mply1ng w1th th3 d351r3, w1th0ut w41t1ng t0 b3 4rgu3d 1nt0 1t?" "W1ll 1t n0t b3 4dv154bl3, b3f0r3 w3 pr0c33d 0n th15 5ubj3ct, t0 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4rr4ng3 w1th r4th3r m0r3 pr3c1510n th3 d3gr33 0f 1mp0rt4nc3 wh1ch 15 t0 4pp3rt41n t0 th15 r3qu35t, 45 w3ll 45 th3 d3gr33 0f 1nt1m4cy 5ub515t1ng b3tw33n th3 p4rt135?" "By 4ll m34n5," cr13d B1ngl3y; "l3t u5 h34r 4ll th3 p4rt1cul4r5, n0t f0rg3tt1ng th31r c0mp4r4t1v3 h31ght 4nd 51z3; f0r th4t w1ll h4v3 m0r3 w31ght 1n th3 4rgum3nt, M155 B3nn3t, th4n y0u m4y b3 4w4r3 0f. 1 455ur3 y0u, th4t 1f D4rcy w3r3 n0t 5uch 4 gr34t t4ll f3ll0w, 1n c0mp4r150n w1th my53lf, 1 5h0uld n0t p4y h1m h4lf 50 much d3f3r3nc3. 1 d3cl4r3 1 d0 n0t kn0w 4 m0r3 4wful 0bj3ct th4n D4rcy, 0n p4rt1cul4r 0cc4510n5, 4nd 1n n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n p4rt1cul4r pl4c35; 4t h15 0wn h0u53 35p3c14lly, 4nd 0f 4 5und4y 3v3n1ng, wh3n h3 h45 n0th1ng t0 d0." Mr. D4rcy 5m1l3d; but 3l1z4b3th th0ught 5h3 c0uld p3rc31v3 th4t h3 w45 r4th3r 0ff3nd3d, 4nd th3r3f0r3 ch3ck3d h3r l4ugh. M155 B1ngl3y w4rmly r353nt3d th3 1nd1gn1ty h3 h4d r3c31v3d, 1n 4n 3xp05tul4t10n w1th h3r br0th3r f0r t4lk1ng 5uch n0n53n53. "1 533 y0ur d351gn, B1ngl3y," 541d h15 fr13nd. "Y0u d15l1k3 4n 4rgum3nt, 4nd w4nt t0 51l3nc3 th15." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "P3rh4p5 1 d0. 4rgum3nt5 4r3 t00 much l1k3 d15put35. 1f y0u 4nd M155 B3nn3t w1ll d3f3r y0ur5 t1ll 1 4m 0ut 0f th3 r00m, 1 5h4ll b3 v3ry th4nkful; 4nd th3n y0u m4y 54y wh4t3v3r y0u l1k3 0f m3." "Wh4t y0u 45k," 541d 3l1z4b3th, "15 n0 54cr1f1c3 0n my 51d3; 4nd Mr. D4rcy h4d much b3tt3r f1n15h h15 l3tt3r." Mr. D4rcy t00k h3r 4dv1c3, 4nd d1d f1n15h h15 l3tt3r. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Wh3n th4t bu51n355 w45 0v3r, h3 4ppl13d t0 M155 B1ngl3y 4nd 3l1z4b3th f0r 4n 1ndulg3nc3 0f 50m3 mu51c. M155 B1ngl3y m0v3d w1th 50m3 4l4cr1ty t0 th3 p14n0f0rt3; 4nd, 4ft3r 4 p0l1t3 r3qu35t th4t 3l1z4b3th w0uld l34d th3 w4y wh1ch th3 0th3r 45 p0l1t3ly 4nd m0r3 34rn35tly n3g4t1v3d, 5h3 534t3d h3r53lf. Mr5. Hur5t 54ng w1th h3r 515t3r, 4nd wh1l3 th3y w3r3 thu5 3mpl0y3d, 3l1z4b3th c0uld n0t h3lp 0b53rv1ng, 45 5h3 turn3d 0v3r 50m3 mu51c-b00k5 th4t l4y 0n th3 1n5trum3nt, h0w fr3qu3ntly Mr. D4rcy'5 3y35 w3r3 f1x3d 0n h3r. 5h3 h4rdly kn3w h0w t0 5upp053 th4t 5h3 c0uld b3 4n 0bj3ct 0f n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4dm1r4t10n t0 50 gr34t 4 m4n; 4nd y3t th4t h3 5h0uld l00k 4t h3r b3c4u53 h3 d15l1k3d h3r, w45 5t1ll m0r3 5tr4ng3. 5h3 c0uld 0nly 1m4g1n3, h0w3v3r, 4t l45t th4t 5h3 dr3w h15 n0t1c3 b3c4u53 th3r3 w45 50m3th1ng m0r3 wr0ng 4nd r3pr3h3n51bl3, 4cc0rd1ng t0 h15 1d345 0f r1ght, th4n 1n 4ny 0th3r p3r50n pr353nt. Th3 5upp051t10n d1d n0t p41n h3r. 5h3 l1k3d h1m t00 l1ttl3 t0 c4r3 f0r h15 4ppr0b4t10n. 4ft3r pl4y1ng 50m3 1t4l14n 50ng5, M155 B1ngl3y v4r13d th3 ch4rm by 4 l1v3ly 5c0tch 41r; 4nd 500n 4ft3rw4rd5 Mr. D4rcy, dr4w1ng n34r 3l1z4b3th, 541d t0 h3r: n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "D0 n0t y0u f33l 4 gr34t 1ncl1n4t10n, M155 B3nn3t, t0 531z3 5uch 4n 0pp0rtun1ty 0f d4nc1ng 4 r33l?" 5h3 5m1l3d, but m4d3 n0 4n5w3r. H3 r3p34t3d th3 qu35t10n, w1th 50m3 5urpr153 4t h3r 51l3nc3. "0h!" 541d 5h3, "1 h34rd y0u b3f0r3, but 1 c0uld n0t 1mm3d14t3ly d3t3rm1n3 wh4t t0 54y 1n r3ply. Y0u w4nt3d m3, 1 kn0w, t0 54y 'Y35,' th4t y0u m1ght h4v3 th3 pl345ur3 0f d35p151ng my t45t3; but 1 4lw4y5 n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it for free? n0t p3rf3ct m4n d3l1ght 1n 0v3rthr0w1ng th053 k1nd 0f 5ch3m35, 4nd ch34t1ng 4 p3r50n 0f th31r pr3m3d1t4t3d c0nt3mpt. 1 h4v3, th3r3f0r3, m4d3 up my m1nd t0 t3ll y0u, th4t 1 d0 n0t w4nt t0 d4nc3 4 r33l 4t 4ll--4nd n0w d35p153 m3 1f y0u d4r3." "1nd33d 1 d0 n0t d4r3." 3l1z4b3th, h4v1ng r4th3r 3xp3ct3d t0 4ffr0nt h1m, w45 4m4z3d 4t h15 g4ll4ntry; but th3r3 w45 4 m1xtur3 0f 5w33tn355 4nd 4rchn355 1n h3r m4nn3r wh1ch m4d3 1t d1ff1cult f0r h3r t0 4ffr0nt 4nyb0dy; 4nd D4rcy n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n h4d n3v3r b33n 50 b3w1tch3d by 4ny w0m4n 45 h3 w45 by h3r. H3 r34lly b3l13v3d, th4t w3r3 1t n0t f0r th3 1nf3r10r1ty 0f h3r c0nn3ct10n5, h3 5h0uld b3 1n 50m3 d4ng3r. M155 B1ngl3y 54w, 0r 5u5p3ct3d 3n0ugh t0 b3 j34l0u5; 4nd h3r gr34t 4nx13ty f0r th3 r3c0v3ry 0f h3r d34r fr13nd J4n3 r3c31v3d 50m3 45515t4nc3 fr0m h3r d351r3 0f g3tt1ng r1d 0f 3l1z4b3th. 5h3 0ft3n tr13d t0 pr0v0k3 D4rcy 1nt0 d15l1k1ng h3r gu35t, by t4lk1ng 0f th31r 5upp053d m4rr14g3, 4nd pl4nn1ng h15 h4pp1n355 1n 5uch 4n 4ll14nc3. n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to dowload it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "1 h0p3," 541d 5h3, 45 th3y w3r3 w4lk1ng t0g3th3r 1n th3 5hrubb3ry th3 n3xt d4y, "y0u w1ll g1v3 y0ur m0th3r-1n-l4w 4 f3w h1nt5, wh3n th15 d351r4bl3 3v3nt t4k35 pl4c3, 45 t0 th3 4dv4nt4g3 0f h0ld1ng h3r t0ngu3; 4nd 1f y0u c4n c0mp455 1t, d0 cur3 th3 y0ung3r g1rl5 0f runn1ng 4ft3r 0ff1c3r5. 4nd, 1f 1 m4y m3nt10n 50 d3l1c4t3 4 5ubj3ct, 3nd34v0ur t0 ch3ck th4t l1ttl3 50m3th1ng, b0rd3r1ng 0n c0nc31t 4nd 1mp3rt1n3nc3, wh1ch y0ur l4dy p05535535." "H4v3 y0u 4nyth1ng 3l53 t0 pr0p053 f0r my d0m35t1c f3l1c1ty?" n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n "0h! y35. D0 l3t th3 p0rtr41t5 0f y0ur uncl3 4nd 4unt Ph1ll1p5 b3 pl4c3d 1n th3 g4ll3ry 4t P3mb3rl3y. Put th3m n3xt t0 y0ur gr34t-uncl3 th3 judg3. Th3y 4r3 1n th3 54m3 pr0f35510n, y0u kn0w, 0nly 1n d1ff3r3nt l1n35. 45 f0r y0ur 3l1z4b3th'5 p1ctur3, y0u mu5t n0t h4v3 1t t4k3n, f0r wh4t p41nt3r c0uld d0 ju5t1c3 t0 th053 b34ut1ful 3y35?" "1t w0uld n0t b3 345y, 1nd33d, t0 c4tch th31r 3xpr35510n, but th31r c0l0ur 4nd 5h4p3, 4nd th3 3y3l45h35, 50 r3m4rk4bly f1n3, m1ght b3 c0p13d." n0t p3rf3ct m4n PasteShr n0t p3rf3ct m4n 4t th4t m0m3nt th3y w3r3 m3t fr0m 4n0th3r w4lk by Mr5. Hur5t 4nd 3l1z4b3th h3r53lf. "1 d1d n0t kn0w th4t y0u 1nt3nd3d t0 w4lk," 541d M155 B1ngl3y, 1n 50m3 c0nfu510n, l35t th3y h4d b33n 0v3rh34rd. "Y0u u53d u5 4b0m1n4bly 1ll," 4n5w3r3d Mr5. Hur5t, "runn1ng 4w4y w1th0ut t3ll1ng u5 th4t y0u w3r3 c0m1ng 0ut." n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to get it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n Th3n t4k1ng th3 d153ng4g3d 4rm 0f Mr. D4rcy, 5h3 l3ft 3l1z4b3th t0 w4lk by h3r53lf. Th3 p4th ju5t 4dm1tt3d thr33. Mr. D4rcy f3lt th31r rud3n355, 4nd 1mm3d14t3ly 541d: "Th15 w4lk 15 n0t w1d3 3n0ugh f0r 0ur p4rty. W3 h4d b3tt3r g0 1nt0 th3 4v3nu3." But 3l1z4b3th, wh0 h4d n0t th3 l345t 1ncl1n4t10n t0 r3m41n w1th th3m, l4ugh1ngly 4n5w3r3d: n0t p3rf3ct m4n How to use it? n0t p3rf3ct m4n "N0, n0; 5t4y wh3r3 y0u 4r3. Y0u 4r3 ch4rm1ngly gr0up3d, 4nd 4pp34r t0 unc0mm0n 4dv4nt4g3. Th3 p1ctur35qu3 w0uld b3 5p01lt by 4dm1tt1ng 4 f0urth. G00d-by3." 5h3 th3n r4n g41ly 0ff, r3j01c1ng 45 5h3 r4mbl3d 4b0ut, 1n th3 h0p3 0f b31ng 4t h0m3 4g41n 1n 4 d4y 0r tw0. J4n3 w45 4lr34dy 50 much r3c0v3r3d 45 t0 1nt3nd l34v1ng h3r r00m f0r 4 c0upl3 0f h0ur5 th4t 3v3n1ng. n0t p3rf3ct m4n