-- Because why not fill my system with stupid bullshit.

local chumhandlePrefixes = {
	"ghosty", "ecto", "tentacle", "turntech", "garden",
	"carcino", "apocalypse", "adios", "twin", "arsenic", "grim", "gallows", "arachnids", "centaurs", "terminally", "caligulas", "cuttlefish",
	"linguistic", "exasperant", "octagon", "aristocratic", "hysterical", "spectral", "passive", "xenophobic", "notorious",
	"asthmatic", "esoteric", "gulliver", "glorious", "mysterious", "lovers", "fates", "magic", "excellent",
	"plosive", "gregarious", "abridged", "cataclysmic", "matrix", "hydraneck", "waxing", "pathological", "creosote"
}
local chumhandleSuffixes = {
	"Trickster", "Biologist", "Therapist", "Godhead", "Gnostic",
	"Geneticist", "Arisen", "Toreador", "Armageddons", "Catnip", "Auxiliatrix", "Calibrator", "Grip", "Testicle", "Capricious", "Aquarium", "Culler",
	"Visionary", "Apothecary", "Kinsmen", "Zeppelin", "Luminary", "Guitarist", "Troubador", "Explorer",
	"Virtuoso", "Coward", "Scientist", "Radical", "Geometric", "Theory", "Dynamite", "Platypus", "Recon",
	"Sniper", "Scout", "Lancer", "Harlequin", "Sorcerer", "Second", "Domino", "Calibur", "Blade", "Jacuzzi",
	"Vixen", "Smokestack", "Galaxies", "Horticulture", "Lasers", "Gunslinger"
}
local heroPrefixes = {
	"Knight", "Witch", "Heir", "Seer", "Maid", "Page", "Mage", "Rogue", "Sylph", "Thief",
	"Ninja", "Hermit", "Lord", "King", "Queen", "Fairy", "Warlock", "Merchant", "Bard"
}
local heroSuffixes = {
	"Time", "Space", "Breath", "Light", "Doom", "Blood", "Heart", "Mind", "Void", "Life",
	"Mirth", "Rhyme", "Truth", "Lies", "Strength", "Death", "Energy", "Power", "Tides"
}
local landNames = {
	"Wind", "Shade", "Clouds", "Rain", "Light", "Heat", "Clockwork", "Brains", "Space", "Dust",
	"Smoke", "Disease", "Particles", "Snow", "Frost", "Lightning", "Diamonds", "Blades", "Flow", "Thought",
	"Fire", "Bones", "Seas", "Stardust", "Forests", "Legends", "Secrets", "Caves", "Rivers", "Steel",
	"Sandstorms", "Dunes", "Gears", "Darkness", "Storms", "Beaches", "Atmosphere", "Stars", "Boulders",
	"Gold", "Dragons", "Bridges", "Ships", "Crystal", "Song", "Music", "Spikes"
}
local echeladder = {}

local c = RandomKey(color_table)
cecho("<a_grey>Your chumhandle is ")
fg(c) echo(chumhandlePrefixes[math.random(1, #chumhandlePrefixes)]) echo(chumhandleSuffixes[math.random(1, #chumhandleSuffixes)])
cecho("<a_grey>.\nYou are the ")
fg(c) echo(heroPrefixes[math.random(1, #heroPrefixes)]) fg("a_grey") echo(" of ") fg(c) echo(heroSuffixes[math.random(1, #heroSuffixes)])
cecho("<a_grey>, in the Land of ")
local firstName, secondName = landNames[math.random(1, #landNames)], landNames[math.random(1, #landNames)]
if secondName == firstName then
	secondName = landNames[math.random(1, #landNames)]
end
fg(c) echo(firstName) fg("a_grey") echo(" and ") fg(c) echo(secondName)
cecho("<a_grey>.\n")

send("\n")




function NumKeys(table)
	local keys = 0
	for k,_ in pairs(table) do
		keys = keys + 1
	end
	return keys
end

function RandomKey(table)
	local seed = math.random(1, NumKeys(table))
	for k,v in pairs(table) do
		seed = seed - 1
		if seed <= 0 then
			return k
		end
	end
end