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hello
/p             ○ ♪ ♪
/p       /\__\__/\ ♪
/p     /                  \
/p  \( ﾐ ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/
/p  ★★

a1n
/p first part: unless off tank, don't hit adds. OT just keeps em off heals
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/p inside: main tank (the easier one) pulls to A. when the second mech arrives, OT pulls to B (tether needs to disappear, pretty much takes a room length),
/p and the 2 need to die at the same time. second phase of adds, they need to die on lasers (lines ceiling to floor, they start blue and turn red). 
/p all skippable with high enough dps, but if I'm explaining, we probably need to do mechanics. :)

dishonor
                           _＿_　 _＿　　_＿
         　　　    　))。I／:: :: ＼ |I。(
         　　    　　＼ ＼::_::_:: ／ ／
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        　　    　  　,/::＼_((⌒) ／ヽ
           　　　　／,＼=ﾆニ二二ﾆ=／,ヽ
           　　　　＼　/      ・　 ． ・   ヽ／
               　 　／//  　ミ(_,人_)彡 I
            　∩/三//ヽ､,　　 　　　  ノ
      　　　      　∪⌒∪"￣￣∪
                  YOU DISHONOR FAMIRY

is this
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       　　 　　    ＿＿＿＿
          ∧＿∧　　 ||....＿＿＿  |
        ( ´・ω・)　   || └ヾ::::|  |
   ┌/    　     l    　||＿_/._/＿ |
    | |     |    　|  ┌━━ｰ┷┷┐
           
        

fat cat
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  　　                 /ﾞﾐヽ､,,___,,／ﾞヽ
       　 　　   　i ノ    　 川　｀ヽ'
                          /　｀   @　．@   i､
             　  　彡,　　 ミ(_,人_)彡ミ
            ∩, 　/　ヽ､,　　　        ノ
              丶ニ|　　　 '"''''''''"´　ﾉ
          　   　 ∪  ⌒   ∪"  ￣￣  ∪
                   [FAT CAT INTENSIFIES]<se.6>

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song
                ○       ♪♪
          /\__\__/\ ♪
        /                  \
       ( ﾐ  ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)  /
 Let me sing you the song of my people
<se.7> <se.6><se.6><se.6><se.6><se.2><se.3><se.6><se.6><se.6><se.6><se.7> <se.8><se.6><se.6><se.6><se.6><se.5><se.3><se.6><se.6><se.6><se.6>

bonus
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/a   　　 ☆  ,-- ､ 　　　+ 　　　　     .---  .､                   +
/a  ※  　    /::::.＼　☆　    　+ 　    /:::::::. ヽ
/a +     　  /::::::::, ゝ--────--.../::::::::::::. \   ※
/a            /,  -   '       　　　　　　　    ヽ:::::::::  |           +
/a     ※ /　／　　　　　 　　　 　＼        ヽ::: Ｊ  +
/a         /　　 　 ●　　　　 　 　●                  ソ
/a        (　　　, , ,　　   ♥　 　 　 　 　    +      )          ※
/a ※   (　　　 　    　(_人__丿　　"""　          Ｊ      +
/a     + \　   　　　　　ヽノ　　　　　 ☆       ﾉ
/a            ＼　　/⌒⌒i　　　/⌒ヽ　　　    ノ   +
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/a     ※        `   /      　| 　  　|      　＼　                     ☆
/a +                HEAVY BREATHING             ※
/a                DID SOMEONE SAY BONUS?!

mechanics 1
         
                 　　　　　　　 　  ∧__∧
         　　　　　　　　　 　 ( ・ω・ )
        　　　　　　　　　　⊂　　つ
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          　   　　 　　　　　　(つ ﾉ
        　　　　 　　　　　　 (ノ
             　　　＼　　　　　　☆
        　　　 　　　　　　　　|　　　　　☆
         　　　　　　　　(⌒ ⌒ヽ　　　/
         　　＼　　（´⌒　　⌒　　⌒ヾ　　　／
                   　 （’⌒　;　⌒　　　::⌒　）
         　     　（´　　　　　）　　　:::　）　／
        ☆ ─   (´⌒;:　　　　::⌒`）　:;　　）
                   （⌒::　        ::　　　　　::⌒　）─
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mechanics 2
                      -＝   ○
                           -=   \
                    -＝　 ∧⌒ヽﾌ
              ＝≡   (\( ﾐ ^●^）
                 -＝   \(　つ┯つ
                   ＝ (◎)￣(◎)￣)
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             
                 

carry
 PREPARE YOURSELF <se.6>
           >---<-o
            \ o /
                |
                |
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              /  \
  TO BE CARRIED  <se.15>

behemoth
/a                           ( behemoth )
/a     (You)    ( Comet )    /
/a             /         /               /       (Grraaaarrghhh!)
/a           /         /            ....,,,,
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/a         /         /           / > 。。>        ///
/a       /      __              \     ,`,`       / ↓ \
/a   \o/   / ... \      c=/       \=э     \___/ /
/a     ||    | ...... |    __ |    )    )
/a    / \   \___/         {/~\_э\_э  <==== <se.10>

fight bear
/macroicon "Fists of Fire"
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 ﾚ⌒ヽ＞──く／⌒ |
 ヽ／   　  　　 ＼_ノ
   /　　　 ＿　　  ヽ
   | 　 ●／●＼●    |
 +ヽ ¨(　 人　)¨ノ〇
 ┏━〇┳━┳┳┳━━┓
 ┃━┫┃┏┫　┣┓┏┛
 ┃┏┫┃　┃┃┃┃┃
 ┗┛┗┻━┻┻┛┗┛<se.6>

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thanks 1
    ♥／l、
   （ﾟ､ ｡ ７
        l、 ~ヽ
 　   じし_, )ノ
Thanks for the party!!
/micon "Purify"

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thanks 2
  /\__/\
 (=^.^=)
  (") (")_/
 Thanks 4 the party <3
/micon "Purify"

thanks 3
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/macroicon "Purify"
 THANK YOU!!!!
           ○
      /\__\__/\
    /                  \
 \( ﾐ  ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/           

thanks 4
/p ┏━━━━━━━━┓
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/p ┃ Thanks 4 Party!┃
/p ┗━∩━━━━∩━┛
/p          \ (´u｀) ﾉ
/micon "Purify"

thanks 5
/macroicon "Purify"
/p           ○                          ○
/p         /\_\_/\              /\__\__/\
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/p     \(= ^ ●^=)/       /                  \
/p                              \( ﾐ  ⌒ ● ⌒ ﾐ)/
/p          THANK YOU ALL!!!

glowy weapon
/gs change 1 <wait.1>
/bm
/sit
/wait 1
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truck
 __________________
 |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\||____
 | The STFU Truck |||""'|""\__,_
 | ________________ l||__|__|__|)
 |(@)@)"""""""**|(@)(@)**|(@)

get down
♪　   .∧__∧　　　　　  .∧__∧　　    ♪.∧__∧
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          (´・ω・`) ))　　 (( (´・ω・`)　 　　(´・ω・`) ))
      (( (　つ　.ヽ　　  　 ./　⊂　 ) ))　.(( (　つ　.ヽ
    ♪　 〉 とノ　) ))  　(( ( ヽつ .〈　　      .〉 とノ　) ))
     　（__ノ^(___)　　 　 (＿)^ヽ__）　  （__ノ^(___) ♪
                           
                              ★★

tanks
  　　　　　 　　ヽ==@==/
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  　　　　　　　（´・ω・｀）     DEPLOY DA TANKS
  　　　　　　　,_}=n==n{______、
  　　　　　　 /,--,　　/l_l| } =（二iニニニニニニﾆO
  　　　　　 ,/←-' ／ﾍ　.lﾉ----ﾉ ____ﾌ
  　     ,---i-←'―‐'―‐‐`--.l-----`------、
  　__←―i='=====i=i＿＿ﾆ l  l[i==・o  lﾆﾆl llﾆﾆl_,o_、
  '-ィ'''''"(,)'''''"(,)'''''"(,)'''''"(,)''''t''ヽ‐→――――→-   ==、
  （大）_、,_、_、,_、_、,_、,_、,_ (大）==）,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/)）==）
  　ヽ'_i_,),i_,),i_,)i_,),i_,),i_,),i_,),i_,)>ノ==ノ￣￣'ノ==ノ

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shatter
(stolen from Ayu Izumi of Sargatanas)<wait.1>
#1: Have your big map open at all times. The black dots are inactive ICE that we most DPS down when they turn blue.<wait.1>
#2: The 4 big ice are worth 300 points each, all the small ones 70 points each.<wait.1>
#3: Every team gets points when an ice dies according to the % of DPS they did to the ice.<wait.1>
#4: All ice will activate at random every xx:00 time. At 8:00 is the last spawn for all ice that's left.<wait.1>
#5: If multiple small ice spawn at the same time, get the ones furthest away first.<wait.1>
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#6: Each team also has a base close to their spawn. This generates points over time. Cap it by standing in the black circle with more people then another team.<wait.1>
#7: If you die, we lose 5 points which go to the other team. This is more if you have battle high.<wait.1>
#8: When there are no ice to kill, you usually group up in mid, close to base. Waymark A.<wait.1>
#9: Save limit break for the big ice.<wait.1>
TL;DR; Follow/stay close to the group & KILL ICE.

lb
/macroicon "Limit Break"
/p  ／l、            LIMIT BREAK
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/p (°､ 。７        RIGHT
/p l、 ~～ヽ      MEOW
/p じし f_,)√  <se.7>

batmobile
/micon "target forward"
  /(_M_)\         TO THE
 |              |    BATMOBILE!
  \/~V~\/          <se.9>
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holmgang
/micon "holmgang"
/ac "Holmgang"
/p     ／ﾌﾌム`ヽ
/p    / ノ　      A　　A   　   　） ヽ
/p   / ｜　 　(´・ω・`)   ノ⌒ゝ_ノ
/p   /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
/p  丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　　|/
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/p   　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
/p  　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
/p   　 　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ
/p  　　　　ﾉ　r'十ヽ/
/wait 5
/p                 [TIME UP] <se.9>

ballad
/macroicon "Mage's Ballad"
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/p Can I get Mage's Ballad/Bishop AutoturretPromotion pretty please? 
/grovel

speed
/micon "Sprint"
/p                -＝   ○
/p                   -=   \
/p              -＝　 ∧⌒ヽﾌ
/p         ＝≡   (\( ﾐ ^●^）
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/p           -＝   \(　つ┯つ
/p              ＝ (◎)￣(◎)￣)
/p  Thanks for the speedy run!
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